I have fun singing this every year at Christmas time. Even though I'm an athiest, I still celebrate the holiday because it's so fun.

The Twelve Days of Christmas: Naruto Style

On the first day of Christmas, my shinobi gave to me… A Naruto plushy!

On the second day of Christmas, my shinobi gave to me… Two shuriken, and a Naruto plushy.

On the third day of Christmas, my shinobi gave to me… Three kunai, two shuriken, and a Naruto plushy!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my shinobi gave to me… Four sakura, three kunai, two shuriken, and a Naruto plushy!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my shinobi gave to me… FIVE HOKAGE, four sakura, three kunai, two shuriken, and a Naruto plushy.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my shinobi gave to me… Six village headbands, FIVE HOKAGE, four sakura, three kunai, two shuriken, and a Naruto plushy.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my shinobi gave to me… Seven Sharingan, six village headbands, FIVE HOKAGE, four sakura, three kunai, two shuriken, and a Naruto plushy.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my shinobi gave to me… Eight Shadow Clones, seven Sharingan, six village headbands, FIVE HOKAGE, four sakura, three kunai, two shuriken, and a Naruto plushy.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my shinobi gave to me… Nine captured demons, eight Shadow Clones, seven Sharingan, six village headbands, FIVE HOKAGE, four sakura, three kunai, two shuriken, and a Naruto plushy.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my shinobi gave to me… Ten villains running, nine captured demons, eight Shadow Clones, seven Sharingan, six village headbands, FIVE HOKAGE, four sakura, three kunai, two shuriken, and a Naruto plushy.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my shinobi gave to me… Eleven ninjas killing, ten villains running, nine captured demons, eight Shadow Clones, seven Sharingan, six village headbands, FIVE HOKAGE, four sakura, three kunai, two shuriken, and a Naruto plushy.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my shinobi gave to me… Twelve Konoha genin, eleven ninjas killing, ten villains running, nine captured demons, eight Shadow Clones, seven Sharingan, six village headbands, FIVE HOKAGE, four sakura, three kunai, two shuriken, and a Naruto plushy.

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Yes. That's right. What little brainpower I have is wasted on... this. When I really should be using it to study. But am I? ...Hell no!

So, whatever. This is pure cracky shit. Review if you want, I don't give a damn. But... Merry/Happy Whatever-The-Hell-You-Celebrate!