A/N: Okay, I was going to have the next thing I submit be the sequel to "A Visit Home" but this chapter called my name stronger at the start of my writing session today, so I worked on it! And I finished it! I was kinda surprised, who knew I only needed 50 minutes to finish this! We'll see if I can get that other thing done soon...either that or some other stories. I'm going to try to rotate which story I work on so updates might be more frequent as I have this session every monday and wednessday, and I'll see if I can add it to the other days of the week too...Well, I'm done rambling so go read the story! And reeeviiiieeewww... please... :)

Chapter 15 – Kiss the Girl

Rock Lee was so dejected that he sat down on a bench not knowing who else was on it. As everyone knows, it isn't a good thing for a ninja to be in such a state, but Lee had been in and out of this state for the past week or so, today's gloom was especially bad: it was bright and sunny out, the temperature was perfect…but there was no girl to share it with.

Lee sighed deeply, imagining her: her blond and pink hair, her small ten-year-old frame, her doe eyes so large and luminous that one could easily drown in…

"Why did I have to loose to her?" He lamented aloud. "All I wanted was a date, but I couldn't manage that…I'd settle for just a kiss right now…"

"I know your feeling." A deeper voice said from Lee's right.

Lee looked over surprised. Next to him was an old man with long white hair, armor, and a disappointed look on his face.

The old man continued, "I thought I had her, she had cookies for me and we went to a restaurant…but she disappeared before dinner ended. What did I do wrong? We were going to have such a lovely evening after dinner too…"

Another voice spoke from Lee's other side. "You two have it lucky; my girl took me to her house where she poisoned me! My only consolation is that she held me as she rushed me to the hospital…"

Lee looked over and saw a jounin with sunglasses sitting on his left. He and the old man nodded sympathetically.

After a moment Lee spoke to the jounin, wanting to get his mind off his own woes. "What does she look like?"

"Tall, dark, mysterious, perfect body. She's smart, but dangerous, just like all ninja." He said with a dreamy expression on his face.

"How about your girl old man?" Lee asked turning to his other side, suspicious nagging him.

"She is about average in height, long green hair, and she has a hoooot body…" He trailed off drooling and groping the air. After a moment he added, "She too is smart and dangerous, but I like my women like that." He grinned lasciviously.

A light went on in Lee's mind when he heard the descriptions, and while he could not conceive Kazura's teammates as 'hot' they weren't bad looking. The two women described by these two men were surely Kazura's teammates!

Lee jumped up, fire and love coursing through his veins. "I know the women you two are talking about! They are my true love's teammates!" He turned to the old man, "your love's name is Herenu, correct?" The old man nodded, and Lee turned to the jounin. "Your love's name is Yoshiko, correct?" The jounin nodded, Lee pumped his fist. "Mine is none other than Kazura! Our loves are on the same team!"

Lee stayed in that pose for twenty seconds, brimming with excitement, before the old man brought him back into a state of gloom.

"Just because we all are in love with one of Trinity Six, doesn't help us in the slightest. They'll probably be leaving for a mission soon; they've been here longer than normal."

The jounin nodded, and Lee sat back down gloomy again. The moment his butt touched the seat he stood back up, full of youthful fire again. "No they won't be leaving soon!" This got both the old man and the jounin's attention. "They have a month's vacation, and they just started it this week! Even their sensei has left to visit family!"

The old man looked very happy at this news. "This means we have time to get a plan together! If the three of us work together, we can definitely woo those girls!"

The jounin looked excited too. "Yes! Let's get planning!"

"Operation Yoshiko" was going smoothly. She had been sighted following Kakashi around. Kakashi hadn't noticed he was being followed yet, and neither had Yoshiko. The three of them waited till Yoshiko was outside of the village proper. She had followed Kakashi to the monument where Obito's name was written and it was there where they initiated their attack.

Jiraiya and Ebisu appeared on either side of Yoshiko and grabbed her arms, Ebisu covering her mouth so she couldn't scream; all that came out was a muffled cry of alarm. Yoshiko was overpowered. They quickly got out of there.

Kakashi looked up from his inspection of the monument. He thought he'd heard something in the trees. While he was examining the trees Lee ran out, not even winded.

"Gai-sensei told me I needed to run from his home, to this monument in less than five minutes. You should join me, Kakashi-sensei! It is much fun!" Lee said, doing his 'good-guy' pose, almost blinding Kakashi with his grin.

"…Uh, I'm okay, you continue without me…" Kakashi said.

"Yosh! I must get back to Gai-sensei!" Lee said and ran off at top speed.

That was unusual... Kakashi thought to himself, and put it from his mind.

Yoshiko tried her hardest to escape, but the two men kept her firmly in their grasp. She did manage to almost escape at one point, but they captured her again and tied some rope around her. When they got to the top of the Hokage Monument Jiraiya disappeared, leaving just her and Ebisu.

He stared deeply into her eyes, and she fidgeted, not liking what she saw behind his sunglasses. After a moment of examining her eyes, he leaned in puckering up his lips.

"Operation Kazura"

Jiraiya, Ebisu, and Lee found Kazura the next day at her own apartment. She was practicing a jutsu that Jiraiya and Ebisu both recognized: Sexy no Jutsu.

Lee was entranced; he had no idea that his love could become so beautiful and womanly! He had truly chosen well indeed!

They hit her with genjutsu when she was in her sexy form. Lee then picked her up and held her like a groom holds his bride, and went off to the romantic getaway at the top of the Hokage Monument.

Kazura was pleased with her progress. She had perfected Naruto's Sexy no Jutsu and now could look how she should be. She was admiring how well Herenu and Yoshiko's borrowed clothes looked on her new self when she was abruptly brought to the top of the Hokage Monument.

"What-?" She said and tried to move from where she was out of instinct.

She couldn't move.

She looked around her and found lee holding onto her hands, hearts in his eyes.

She tried to get out of his grip, but couldn't. She opened her mouth to scream, but that was when Lee made his move onto her mouth.

"Operation Herenu"

Herenu entered her room and locked all five locks on the door. She breathed a sigh of relief and sat on her bed, pulling out her flute and started playing.

She had been stuck with her family for the past two days, only being able to talk to Yoshiko and Kazura briefly. She had heard that their stalkers were more annoying than usual, but that was all she could learn before getting dragged off to the next family activity.

She was happy to be around her family and she loved them dearly, but she wasn't used to being home all day everyday. She missed her friends. The only good thing about this arrangement was Jiraiya couldn't get to her as he would have to get through 30 pairs of watchful eyes.

Herenu heard a tap on the window, and she looked at it, still playing. It was Kazura. She stopped playing and opened the window.

"Hey! What's up? Need some place to hide from Lee?"

"No, we're going to go prank him! Want to come?"

"Yes!" Herenu said happy for the excuse to get out.

She unlocked most of her door, just leaving the easiest lock locked so her family could break in if they had the skill and see that she was gone, and followed Kazura out the window and over the compound wall.

"Where are we doing it?" Herenu asked.

"Hokage Monument, Yoshiko's meeting us there."

Herenu nodded and they continued on.

When they got to the top of the monument Herenu looked around. "Where's Yoshiko?"

When she didn't get an answer from Kazura she turned around. Jiraiya was standing there with his pervy grin on his face.

Herenu tensed to run away but she was too slow. Jiraiya was right behind her when she had turned around and had instantly taken possession of her arms. He slid one of them around her back pulling her further into his embrace.

She could only watch in horror as he leaned in towards her face.

That evening Herenu, Yoshiko, and Kazura met at their hideout to discuss what had happened to them the past few days. They each took turns telling their stories, all utterly disgusted that they could be taken advantage of like that.

"It was disgusting! I never want to look at Ebisu again!" Yoshiko said. "I got away from him after his first kiss, and went home and brushed my teeth and took a shower about twelve times, but I still feel dirty!"

"Same here!" Kazura said. "Lee also stole my first kiss! I want it back!"

Herenu nodded, but didn't say anything. Kazura noticed.

"What aren't you angry at Jiraiya? He is the ultimate pervert! Just look at those stupid novels that he writes!"

"He is a first class pervert." Herenu agreed, avoiding the question.

Yoshiko was suspicious now. "…Don't tell me you enjoyed his kiss!"

"Well…I'm sure he does have a lot of practice…" Herenu said blushing.

Kazura grinned evilly. "Herenu's got a crush on Jiiiirraaaiiiyyyaaa!"

"I do not!" Herenu said angrily.

Yoshiko and Kazura grinned at each other.