Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. So I cry every day.

A/N: This story is very short and sugar induced.

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Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are sitting around waiting for their sensei to show up.

"Kakashi and Tsuande," Sakura began singing.

"sittin' in a tree," Naruto joined.

"F-U-C-K-I-N-G."

"Theres no love."

"Its just lust."

"Kakashi likes to sticke it up her…"

"Naruto I can't believe you just said that," Sakura gasped.

"Well im sorry I ran out of rhymes and you started it."

"So?"

"Can you please talk about something else," Sasuke asked.

"Yeah lets talk about Sasuke," Sakura cheered.

"No!" Naruto and Sasuke said in unison.

"Aww…..man."

THE END

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A/N: this story is the product of two overlyhyper fangirls randomly singing. Oh and we were talking about all the disgusting pairings there are on Beside I like the Kakashi and Tsunade pairing. Oh and to my friend that helped write this…KANKURO SUCKS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Well Ciao.