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A/N Nerwen Aldarion: Last year we came up with Elizabeth Weir's Twelve Days of Christmas so per tradition we cooked up this little thing, it took a loooong time especially rhyming so I hope you enjoy. Warning it gets a little weird

A/N Tinuviel Undomiel: If you want to read Elizabeth Weir's Twelve Days of Christmas, it's on my name. Anyways, this is a cute little poem I think all of you will laugh and enjoy.

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T’was the Night before Christmas and all through the base

Not a creature was stirring not even Lt. Chase

The stockings were hung in the gateroom with care

In hopes that the Daedelus would soon be there

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Rodney was nestled all snug in his bed

As visions of Carter danced in his head

Liz in her t-shirt and I in my Kevlar vest

Were about to settle down for a much needed rest

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When out in the gateroom there arose such a clatter

We sprang from our beds to see what was the matter

Away to the Control Room we flew like a flash

Tripped over a console and made everything crash

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The moon on the waves of the ocean below

Gave a ghostly appearance to the whales aglow

When what to my wandering eyes should show up

But a Puddle Jumper and eight tiny pups

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With a crazy fat man, head thrown back laughing

I knew in a moment it was Lucius Lavin

More rapid than turtles his puppy dogs came

And he whistled and shouted and called them by name

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“Now Rodney, now Teyla, now Lizzie and Carson

On Sheppard on Zelanka, on Marcus and Ronon

To the top of the tower to the top of the pier

Dash away dash away dash away here”

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Like headless chickens they scurried about

With little yips and yaps and puppy dog pouts

So all through the gateroom they scrambled around

With Lucius in the middle laughing abound

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He looked at the stockings and smiled with glee

He showed what he brought for us to see

He stuffed them to the brim with the herb and gourds

The puppies mulled around looking bored

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Once he was finished with his dastardly deed

With a smile and a wink he turned from me

The gate opened up with a watery gaze

And he left us with an exuberant wave

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I woke up from my desk with a scream

And looked about me to see it was all just a dream

Elizabeth laughed when I told her the tale

Then begged for all the gory details

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She told Rodney, Ronon and Teyla with glee

Of course they began to pester and tease me

What can I say when you dream such a sight?

But Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night

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A/N: Merry Christmas to all our fans you keep us going throughout the year so thank you.