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Pandarkee
Author of 13 Stories

Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Sora - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-24-06 - Complete - id:3306237
Just a random parody I thought of in like, five minutes.

Sora got run over by a Heartless,
walking home from Kairi's Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Ansem,
but as for me and Riku, we believe.
When they found him the next morning,
at the scene of the attack,
there were lots of ashes on his forehead And a bloody gaping hole in his back.
Now they're all so very proud of Kairi,
she's been taking this so well,
see her in the nice therapy center,
Though she's a tad too attached to that shell.
It's not Kingdom Hearts without Sora,
everyone is dressed in black,
and at Cid's house we all wonder 'Should we open up his gifts or send them back'
Now everyone has warned their friends and neighbors.
That they'd better watch out for themselves.
They never should have revived the Heartless,
because they're really strange and look like elves.



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