MY FIRST F.O.P. FIC! STARRRING... ME! YUMI CLARKSON, 10-YEARS-OLD, AND I HAVE FAIRY GODMOTHER WHO'S COSMO'S EX-GIRLFRIEND! THIS IS KINDA LIKE "FAIRY FAIRY QUITE CONTRARY". IT WAS HARD FINDING A NAME FOR THIS, BUT I FINALLY DID! THIS IS RATED K, 'CAUSE THE ONLY BAD THING HERE IS JOSIE CALLING COSMO A "BRAINLESS PINHEAD". ENJOY AND REVIEW!

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN THE FAIRLY ODDPARENTS. THEY'RE PROPERTY OF BUTCH HARTMAN. I DO OWN YUMI ('CAUSE IT'S ME!), DAVID CLARKSON (MY DAD), RYOKO CLARKSON (MY MOM), JENNY CLARKSON (MY BRATTY LITTLE SISTER) AND JOSIE MCGOTH (MY FAIRY GODMOTHER AND COSMO'S EX-GIRLFRIEND).

SUMMARY: A NEW GIRL COMES TO DIMMSDALE. SHE'S A TOMBOY AND LIKES EVERYTHING BOYS LIKE. TIMMY DECIDES TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT HER AND FINDS OUT SHE'S GOT A FAIRY GODMOTHER, THAT'S EVEN COSMO'S EX-GIRLFRIEND!

Chester- Dude, they say that this issue is even more action-packed than ever! The true definition of "cool"!

AJ- Don't you think that such a high level of violence in monthly editions of drawn fictions makes your brain suffer an extreme lack of intelligence?

Chester- (stares at AJ)

AJ- I'm asking if you don't think it'll rot your brain.

Chester- Dude, that's the whole point of a comic book!

Timmy- I don't care what happens to my brain, as long as I get to read some Chin action!

When they got to the comic book store, there was only ONE book left!

Timmy+Chester+AJ- ONLY ONE LEFT?! (look at eachoter and start to fight)

They were so busy fighting, that they didn't notice that somebody had just taken the comic book of the shelve!

Somebody- Cool! The last copy of the new Crimson Chin comic book!

Timmy+Chester+AJ- (stop fighting) HUH?!

When they looked they saw somebody buying the comic book. It was a... GIRL! She was tall, had long straight dark-brown hair, dark-green eyes, a long-sleeved hooded black shirt with a white skull on it, jeans and black sneackers.

Chester- A girl?! Buying a comic book?! As the world come to an end?!

Girl- What's that suposed to mean?!

AJ- (dreamy) I wanna stare at you untill you feel so offward, you have to talk to me.

Chester+Girl- WHAT?!

Chester- (grabs AJ by the shirt) Snap out of it! SNAP OUT OF IT!!! NOOOOOO!!! I LOST AJ AGAIN!!! AJ!!! COME BACK!!!

Timmy- Anyways... I saw that comic first!

Girl- Pft! Yeah, right! I bought it, so now it's mine!

Timmy- Comics are for boys! You're a girl! Why don't you go play with some dollies?

Girl- (grabs Timmy by the shirt) If you know what's good for you, you wont say that again! Capiche? (let's go of him)

Timmy- (afraid) O... OK!

Girl- Another boy defeated by me: Yumi Clarkson! What's your name, kid?

Timmy- (still afraid) T... T... Timmy.

Yumi- K. Seeya. (sees AJ in front of her) What are you looking at, baldy?

AJ- (hands her a dead frog) Dead frog?

Yumi- No thanks. I have tons of those. (goes away)

THAT'S CHAPTER 1, PEOPLE! WHAT DO YOU THINK? PLEASE RIVIEW! CHAPTER 2 WILL BE DONE SOON! THANKS A BUNCH!

NUMBUH 007