YAY! IT'S CHAPTER 3! COSMO AND WANDA START TALKING FROM THIS CHAPTER ON. LOTS OF COSMO JOKES HERE, INCLUDING ONE I'VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR A LOOONG TIME!! ENJOY!

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Timmy was in his room talking to Cosmo and Wanda about the last 3 days.

Timmy- She's totally recking my life! Just when I'm about to do something fun, she budges in! I'm sick of it!

Cosmo- (laughs) Timmy's getting beat up by a girl! (laughs)

Timmy- I gotta find a way to beat her up!

Cosmo- You could use this! (shows a toilet-brush)

Wanda- A toleit-brush?!

Cosmo- Yes. A toilet-brush.

Timmy- Cosmo, how's a toilet-brush gonna help me?

Cosmo- I don't know. But I do know it's great to brush your teeth! (starts brushing his teeth with the toilet-brush)

Wanda- Well, Timmy, in order to know somebody's weaknesses you have to know more about that person. I sugest...

Timmy- I'll go into her house while she's asleep and steal her diary! That way, I'll find out her weakness for sure!

Wanda- Well, that's not I had in mind...

Timmy- That settels it, then! I wish was invisible again!

Cosmo and Wanda waved their wands, and poof!, Timmy was invisible again.

Timmy- I'm only gonna be gone for... I dunno... Half an hour, or so.

Cosmo- Timmy?

Timmy- Yeah?

Cosmo- (dramaticly) Use the toilet-brush!

Wanda- (glares at Cosmo)

Cosmo- What?

Wanda- No more Sci-Fi movies for you, mister.

Timmy- I wont take long! (goes out the window)

Wanda- (to Cosmo) What do you wanna do?

Cosmo- We could play with the toilet-brush!

Wanda- Enough with the toilet-brush, allready!

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1 hour later, Cosmo and Wanda were playing Go Fish while waiting for Timmy. Just then, he got in the room full of scratches and bruises.

Wanda- What happened?

Timmy- At first, getting her diary was a piece of cake, but when I was climbing down her window, I slipped and landed on a poison ivy patch, stepped on a mini-cactus, and if that wasn't enough, her dog attacked me! Who knew a Chihuahua could do so much damage. And he was purple! What's up with that?!

Wanda waved her wand and Timmy's bruises were gone. Timmy started looking at Yumi's diary pages.

Timmy- Let's see... 2 days ago... "Dear diary, I met a kid named Timmy at the comic book store, today. His blond friend is pretty cute." Oh, great. Little miss tomboy likes Chester. Let's try 2 weeks ago... "Dear diary, I just got my twerpy little sister Jenny a new nickname: Satan Girl." That's not it. 2 months ago... "Dear diary, today I realised my life mission: to beat the crud out of short 10-year-old boys!" No. 2 years ago... "Dear diary, today I got something really cool: I got a fairy godmother."?! Yumi has a fairy godmother?! "I took a picture of her and put it between pages 50 and 51." (turns to those pages) Here it is!

Timmy looked at the picture (a/n: I'm gonna show a drawing of her instead of describing her. Go to my deviantART adress on the end of my profile page and check it out, OK? OK.) and showed it to Cosmo and Wanda.

Wanda- Isn't that Josie McGoth from the Fairy Academy?

Cosmo- Eeep!

Wanda- What?

Cosmo- (nervous) Nothing!

Wanda- You're hidding something, buster! Spit it out!

Cosmo- I have nothing to hide!

Wanda- Timmy?

Timmy- I know. Cosmo, I wish you tell us!

Cosmo- Oh, darn it! OK... The truth is... I DATED JOSIE BEFORE YOU!

Wanda- WHAT?!

Cosmo- It was only a 2 day relationship! Nothing personal!

Timmy- A 2 day relationship?!

Cosmo- My best friend Alex put me up on a blind date with her. I dind't knew it was with so I went for it!

Wanda- But Josie's Goth! Goth's hate dating! (a/n: No offense to Sam from Danny Phantom)

Cosmo- That's why I broke up with her! And because she never smiles. And because she was always calling me a brainless pinhead.

Timmy- That explains the purple Chihuahua. But I think it's time we pay them a little visit.

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CHAPTER 3, PEOPLE. LIKED IT? TELL ME WHAT THINK ABOUT THIS, COSMO'S SCI-FI QUOTE AND JOSIE'S DRAWING! EITHER LEAVE A COMENT HERE OR ON DEVIANTART, OK? OK. CHAPTER 4 WILL BE DONE SOON! SEEYA!

NUMBUH 007