Chicken Run

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A/N - My sister & I were just randomly talking about funny things we'd love to see in Bones & we somehow came up with this idea- we'd like to thank David Boreanaz for his bird fear wich plays a big part in how this came about. I warn you, this isn't the best writing ever, it's complelty pointless and weird but don't take it seriously, it's not suppose to be serious. Thank you to my sis for having such a laugh comming up with & writing this idea! Luv ya!

The sun shone through the Jeffersonian building, the day like any other day. Booth had rang earlier about a body found behind the back of a run down restaurant. Now, four hours later, Bones, Booth & the rest of the squints were processing the body. Bones stood round the body, Hodgins one side, Angela the other while Booth leaned against the railings. Zack was down the hall, trying to pluck feathers of a chicken for samples of similar feathers on the remains. Bones had told Booth to ring the FBI and have them search for a missing 16 - 19 year old girl, white, dark hair & who was a frequent climber. He stepped down and went just around the corner from Bones's office to make the call. As he was dailing, Zack ran past him and up the steps to the platform.

" Dr Brennan, we have a slight problem. We plucked the chicken but as we did so it flew off, knocking over a bunch of chemicals which it then swallowed and it's escaped around the Jeffersonian".

She walked over to him " Ok, don't worry, I'm sure security will catch it".

" That's not the worst bit, the chemicals made it grow to... 10 feet tall".

Brennan's eyes shot out of her head and she dropped the clip board & ran over to Booth, the squints following, as he finished his call. Tapping him on the shoulder she explained the situation, laughing he said " Ha ha, funny Bones. You know I have a slight fear of birds". She looked at him seriously and said " A slight fear? & I'm not teasing!".

His eyes went bigger than hers and he sprinted into her office, locking the door behind him. Few seconds later Bones & the rest of the squints were banging on the door. He quickly let them in then locked the door, as he finished his cell phone rang " Booth. uh huh... uh huh... I see... ok thank you". He looked up to the questioning faces of the squints" That was security. Um aparrently the chicken is loose in the building & they can't take it down due to the fact it has Cam in it's beak".

Next thing they heard a terrified scream, they ran to the window and saw the chicken flying past the doors, Cam hanging from it's beak, legs flapping trying to take the bird down. The chicken noticed them and started flying towards Brennan's Office window. Angela gripped Hodgins and Zacks arm "Booth, what do we do?", her answer was a thud to the floor. Turning the saw Booth flat on his back unconsious. Bones kneeled down beside him & took his gun from his holster. Angela grabbed her " Bones" she turned pointing the gun at Angela " I mean Bren. Don't shoot, you could hit Cam". Brennan thought about it, turned to the window, gun pointing. The chicken was now right outside, Cam screaming, turned and saw Brennan " What are you doing? Don't Shoot!"

Placing her finger on the trigger she replied " Close your eyes,I'll try not to hit you. If I do then sorry". She pulled the trigger and the bullet went through the glass,smashing to pieces, and hitting the big bird on the shoulder. Screaching it flew off, Cam & all. Angela was bent by Booth who was slowly waking up " What happened?"

Zack replied " Dr Brennan shot the bird with you gun... is it over?"

Suddenly the birds head popped back around the corner, Cam still attached, her screaming drowned out by Booth's. He swooped into the office, gathered them all up in his beak and smashed through the Jeffersonian windows. It flew ten miles before it stopped in a giant nest at the top of the mountain.

They were never heard from again.

THE END!

A/N - lol please r & r.