50 Ways to Annoy Roranoa Zoro

We all love him! He's the green haired Santoryu Psycho! But how do we annoy our beloved Moss-Head? Here's 50 ways to annoy him best!

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2. Throw all the grog overboard.

3. Laugh at him when he gets grouchy.

4. Whenever you’re alone with him, constantly talk about how hot Sanji is.

5. Paint his hair pink.

6. Call him Moss-Head every other sentence.

7. Shout ‘MARINES!’ every now and then and laugh when he gets into battle-mode.

8. Hide his bandana.

9. Glue a flower to his head.

10. Tell him Luffy did it.

11. Trip him.

12. Tell him using three swords is ridiculous.

13. Tell him that you know someone who’s better than him.

14. When he asks you who it is, pretend you don’t know what he’s talking about.

15. Give him hot chocolate with heart-shaped marshmallows in it.

16. Insult his large forehead.

17. Tell him his earrings are ‘girlie’.

18. Tell him Usopp has a crush on him.

19. Put super glue in his hammock just before he gets in it.

20. Put super glue on his katana handles.

21. Scream loudly whenever he walks into a room.

22. Throw tangerines at him.

23. Tell Nami Zoro stole her tangerines.

24. Tell him to take a chill pill.

25. ‘Accidentally’ dump cold water on him ever time you catch him sleeping.

26. Tell him Mihawk is his father.

27. Get him a kitten for his birthday.

28. Put a teddy bear next to him when he’s asleep.

29. Take pictures of him and the teddy bear.

30. Send said pictures to Smoker and Tashigi and make sure they use it in his next ‘Wanted’ poster.

31. Repeat everything he says in a high squeaky voice.

32. Fill his hammock with hamsters.

32. Cover him with Sky Dancer stickers in his sleep.

33. Throw a wet sponge at his head when he’s in the middle of a fight.

34. Steal one of Sanji’s favorite cooking utensils and hide it under Zoro’s pillow.

35. Tell Sanji Zoro stole one of his cooking utensils.

36. Slap his arm and say ‘mosquito’ whenever the urge comes.

37. Tell him Sanji’s cuter than he is.

38. Buy him a ‘I Love Puppies!’ T-Shirt and insist he wear it.

39. Start whistling a happy catchy song around him.

40. Laugh at him when you catch him whistling the same song later.

41. Knit him a pink hat.

42. Tell him he’d better wear it or you’ll cry.

43. Tell him his bandana makes him look fat.

44. Tell Luffy that Zoro’s plotting to steal his dinner.

45. Handcuff him to Sanji for a day.

46. Apologize to Sanji only.

47. Steal Zoro’s dinner.

48. Sneeze on his dessert, then ask ‘Are you still gonna eat that?’.

49. Give him ‘The Idiots Guide to Not Getting Hopelessly Lost’.

50. Give him a hug.