The Avenger’s Amnesia

Sasuke gets amnesia; will his friends help him return to his rude, snobby, uncaring, old self? …no. Lots a random-ness, no real pairings, but hints of some.

“Tsunade-sama, is Sasuke-kun gonna be ok?” Sakura worryingly asked.

“Well…” Tsunade, tried to begin, but was cut off bye Kiba.

“Why wouldn’t he be? He only got hit in the head by an acorn.” “Arf!” Kiba & Akamaru explained.

“Don’t underestimate the power of the youthful acorn! Yosh!” Lee shouted.

“Anyway, I don’t thi-” this time Tsunade was interrupted by everybody’s (& mine) favorite, Hyper active, orange clad, knuckle head, blonde of a ninja, (no offence blondes) Naruto.

“TSUNADE-OBAA-CHAN (granny-Tsunade)! Is Sasuke-teme gonna be ok or not?” Naruto yelled.

“QUIT CALLING ME THAT YOU LITTLE TWERP!!!” Tsunade demanded.

“NEVER!!!” Naruto yelled, earning himself a bonk on the head.

“N-Naruto-kun…” Hinata whispered to herself.

“Troublesome…” Shikamaru complained.

“Munch, munch.” Chouji… munched.

Eventually, the once quiet room became a loud, mad-ninja filled room… that is until Ino, kindly, shut everyone up.

“QUIET!!! Sasuke-kun is waking up!” Ino demanded.

Doing just as she said, the genin & hokage quieted down & turned they’re attention to Sasuke, who was just waking up. He soon opened his onyx eyes & sat up. He then began scanning the room; he then turned to Tsunade & KINDLY (gasp... " ") asked,

“Maim? Where am I? & who are these people? …who am I?”

The room went dead silent & everybody, that was smart, came to a conclusion, Sasuke Uchiha had amnesia. Tsunade spoke up first.

“Your name is Sasuke Uchiha, of the legendary Uchiha clan. You’re in the Konoha hospital. & these are your friends/fellow ninjas.” Tsunade explained, “Sasuke, will you excuse us for a second?”

“Hai”

Tsunade & the other genin went to the corner of the room & began whispering & planning.

“Sasuke has amnesia… & a pretty bad case of it… hopefully I’ll be able to heal & recover most of his memory, but not all of it… so your next mission is to help Sasuke recover his memory.” Tsunade explained.

“S-Sasuke-kun doesn’t remember us!!!” the 2 Sasuke-fangirls cried.

“Sasuke-teme is dumber than me! Believe it!” Naruto shouted.

“That couldn’t happen even if you killed him…” Neji added making Naruto frown.

“Poor Sasuke.”

“On the plus side he won’t remember Naruto… lucky guy…” Kiba added.

“Urusai… (shut up)”

“… nyah, I don’t think I will.” Kiba smirked.

Naruto was about to make an attempt at killing Kiba, but was stopped but Tsunade.

“Matte it! (stop it) I already have enough work to do & I don’t need you to trying to kill each other… I need some sake… I’m going to the hokage tower to rest before the recovery…” Tsunade said.

“Tsunade-sama, you HAVE to help Sasuke, fast! Please… help him…” Sakura said with a tear in her emerald eye.

“Oh stop it. He’ll be fine. Now, why don’t you all leave this once calm room & go do something. You can come back later.” Tsunade said nicely while she started pushing the genin out of the room.

“Ja ne Sasuke!” The genin & Tsunade said as they left.

Sasuke sat in his bed innocently & thought about what had just happened, only to come to a conclusion. The same conclusion he had before the accident. “These people… are weird…”