Coincidence? (To Be Renamed)

Chapter Title: It’s gonna be TOTALLY revamped!

Hikari: Konnichiwa! Hikari here, with some breaking news!

Shinji: Yeah...you know how Kamitori has been gone for a while?

Hikari: Well, she was planning for mine and Shinji’s wedding!

Shinji: What?! First of all, it’s ‘Shinji and my wedding’, and second of all, when was she planning a wedding?!

Hikari: Koibito, where did you think she WAS all of these months?

Shinji: Slacking off....doing school work....things like that.

Hikari: Well, she’s been planning our wedding.

Shinji: Woman, we’re not OLD enough to be married yet!

Hikari: Well, we will be one day. Hmm...hey, d’you think Jun should be our best man? Let’s have him as our best man!

Kamitori: (enters) OK, what’s going on? Hikari, Shinji, stop spewing lies to get our audience’s hopes up!

Shinji: It was Hikari who started it....(pouts)

Kamitori: (sigh) Ok, first of all: one, no, Hikari and Shinji are not going to get married....yet....two: I’m taking this story down to be revised, though you can read the little fillers over and over again to numb your mind and get you pumped up for when this story comes out again (though I’m probably gonna rename the thing). So, please look forward to the new instalments with new characters, and PLEASE: put away your pitchforks and torches!.....oh, and here! Have a cookie!