|The Magic School Bus Dies
Author: the 6ft dick PM
The kids go on an adventure that they will never forget.Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor/Parody - Words: 907 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 01-05-07 - Status: Complete - id: 3326450
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The Magic School Bus Dies
By the 6ft dick
One day at Walkerville Elementary, the class was waiting for that crack head bitch Ms. Frizzle to show up. Arnold was incredibly nervous and paranoid. "I don't want to go on any fucking field trips with that crazy bitch. If we do, I'll kill myself." At that moment, Ms. Frizzle showed up. "Class, I have very exciting news," she giggled. "We're going on another field trip." Suddenly, the high pitched scream of a boy whose balls haven't dropped yet filled the air. "YOU FUCKING CRAZY BITCH! I DON'T WANT TO GO ON ANYMORE GODDAMN FIELD TRIPS! WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO GET LAID YOU RUMP TICKELING GOOTCH MONSTER?" At that moment Wanda walked up behind Arnold and round house kicked him in the side of the head which killed him. Everyone cheered. "Thanks Wanda. That stupid mofo was really starting to piss me off," Ms. Frizzle said. "Anyway, I thought of this field trip because I've been experiencing pain in my vagina, but instead of going to the gynecologist, I thought you kids could look. It would save me time, money, and you kids would learn about female anatomy." There was a shout of hell yeah, and it turned out to be Dorothy Ann. "I'm lesbian," she said.
Outside the school, Ms. Frizzle told them what would happen. "I will swallow you when you're in the bus. You guys will head down to my vagina and see what the problem is. After you find out, return to the outside world and become big again and tell me what you found. Upon completion, you all get an automatic A." "I really wish I stayed home today," said Carlos. Everyone laughed knowing that Arnold was dead. "What an ass hole he was," said Ms Frizzle. "Anyway everyone on the bus." Everyone bolted to the bus. Ms Frizzle had the Portashrinker and shrunk the bus to a really small size. She then opened a bottle of beer, picked up the bus, and guzzled it. Inside the bus, Dorothy Ann was very excited. "Oh my God, we get to see Ms. Frizzle's sperm dumpster. That's so hot. And she's drinking beer. That's so great. I really want to…" at that moment, she died due to being so excited to see Ms Frizzle's cunt. Ralphie tossed Dorothy's body out the back of the bus and locked the door. Wanda said, "I'll drive the bus." Suddenly, Carlos objected. "No you won't. You'll probably crash or something because you're a fucking chink. I'll drive." "To hell with that shit you greasy wet back. You don't even have a green card." "Neither do you," Carlos replied with a shit faced look. "Tough, I'm driving." Carlos sighed and Wanda took the bus down Ms. Frizzle's mouth to the stink tube.
At that moment Ms. Frizzle got pretty tipsy from all the beers she was drinking. She started driving her car and was swerving lane to lane. She heard a siren in the background. "Oh mother fucker," she said. The cop came up to the window and asked her if she knew how fast she was going. She replied, "Damn you are one sexy mother fucker, you want to get out of here and go fuck?" "The hell I do," he said. So they went somewhere and she unzipped her pants and out of nowhere her vagina ate him. That's when the kids noticed some body parts floating around. "This is odd," said Ralphie. "Well like the Frizz would say, 'like my cross dressing Uncle Tina said, you can never have too many sex changes.'" Wanda almost hit a floating testicle because she was driving so fast. "Hey slow down you whore," said Carlos. "I guess that makes you a... bad driver. Ha ha." Wanda said, "shut the fuck up" and broke his neck. "Looks like he took a BREAK from his jokes" Wanda said. Everybody booed her than killed her.
All the kids were getting bored in the old man's cooter. They wanted something fun and interesting to do. So they pulled out their joints and smoked away. The Frizz noticed some smoke coming out of her old grilled cheese sandwich. She sniffed it to see what it could have been. Once she got a whiff of the delightful aroma, she pulled over and started dancing to the rhythm of her humming. A helpful yet dumb man wanted to help her in case something was wrong. She said "Yo honey tits wanna fuck my brains out?" The man in return said, "Fuck yeah, bitch." So like the rest, he was also eaten alive. The frizz now realized she had to go to the gynecologist. So when she finally made it to the gynecologist's office she was hung over and had a wicked case of the munchies. When she stepped in she went to see Nurse Liz. O.k. Liz do your mother fucking stuff. Liz saw the bus in her nasty old snatch and knew it was the kids. So Liz ate the bus so she could get more attention. All the kids died and Ms Frizzle and Liz got married. The kids' parents never gave a damn that they were dead. So all in all everyone was happy.