~By Hotaru~

The Big Switch

This time I, Hotaru, (the author, Kiyara's apprentice in the making. Hey! I'm working on it!) have taken one boy from each of the following series:

1. Fushigi Yugi - Nuriko 2. Dragonball Z - Trunks 3. Gundam Wing - Duo Maxwell

4. Slayers Try - Xellos & 5. Outlaw Star - Gene Starwin

And I moved them to: 1. FY - Xellos 2. DBZ - Nuriko 3. GW - Gene 4. Slayers Try - Duo & 5. Outlaw Star - Trunks

* Lanen & Kiyara will pop in once in awhile. *

~Let's see how Duo is fairing.........

To Duo, "Alright, pal, where is Xellos? He was mid - sentenced and he disappeared. Then you show up in his place! Who are you?" Lina pressed, looking Duo over. * Unknown, Lanen, Kiyara, & Hotaru are in the background, laughing. * Filia looked at Lina,

"I really don't care where Xellos is."

"We know you don't care, Filia!" Lina said, head in hand. Duo sweatdroped. "Listen, kid," she began, " you don't start talking, I'll blow you up!" Zelgadis leaned towards Duo with an ice pack on his head.

"She's NOT bluffing!" Amelia walks up from behind Duo, singing.

"'A girl who has justice, it's on her side. Never has to......' Oh! Hi!" begins to shake Duo's hand wildly. "I'm Amelia, protector of all that is good and filled with love and justice!" Duo blinks.

"What drugs are you on?" he asked, blinking uncontrollably.

"That's the way she acts all the time."

"I miss Heero."

~With Trunks.....................

"Gene! Gene, where are you?!" Oh, he's probably sleeping under the ship again." Jin said, annoyed. Iasha was checking to see if Trunks was armed so that he wouldn't pull a fast one. Boy, was she in for it. He is a weapon.

"Okay, mister 'I decided to kidnap Gene'. You............."

"Who?"

"Grrrr.........let me finish! Ahem...so you think you could get away with....what do you mean 'who'."

"Who's Gene?" Jin came up next to Iasha, looking at Trunks as he talked.

"Gene is nowhere to be found."

"Come on, you!" Iasha growled at Trunks, grabbing his blue leather jacket and pulling him closer, "Don't act dumb!"

"You, obviously, don't have to act." Trunks said, calmly, pulling himself away from her. Iasha's ears went up.

"EXCUSE ME!!!"

"Chill out, Iasha." Jin said as Melfina walked in.

"Oh. Who is this young boy?" Melfina asked.

"I don't know, but I'm gonna KILL HIM!!!!!" Iasha screamed, veins popping and making fists.

"I doubt that," Trunks said, calmly, "and my name is Trunks!"

"I'll remember that when I fill out your death certificate, okay, Trunks!?!?!" Iasha screamed. Trunks sighed.

~With Nuriko.................(have mercy on him)...............

"Okay, I'll ask again:," Vegeta began, holding back his anger as best he can (which isn't much), "where is Trunks?" Goku was looking at Nuriko, who was in women's cloths at the moment. Krillin sweatdroped and sighed. Gohan looked at Bulma and shrugged. She shrugged in return. Nuriko, braiding his hair, also shrugged. "Will everyone stop shrugging!!!!!" Vegeta screamed. He eyes Nuriko. "Okay, uh(?).........woman, man, or whatever you are." Nuriko made a face. "We can do this the easy way or...." Vegeta made a fist and slammed it into his palm, "the hard way!" Nuriko gulped.

"I really don't know." Nuriko choked. Goku leaned towards him,

Be careful. You have been warned." Then he was punched in the face. Nuriko gulped again.

~With Xellos.........(he should be right at home)......

Xellos stared at Miaka as she stuffed her face. "Uh....................," Xellos groaned as he blinks uncontrollably. She turns to him, mouthful,

"Waant sume, misstur whoever you are?!"

"Uh, no. No thank you. You remind me of someone. Three people, actually. (Amelia, Lina, and Gourry)"

"Rweally!?"

"Uh, yeah." Miaka swallows as Tamahome walks up.

"Miaka, you're such a slob!" Tasuki moans, chugging at his sake. Lanen creeps up from behind him and scares the crap out of him by tapping his shoulder. She disappears in a flash, giggling. "What the f*** was that?!?" All stare, then Miaka continues to eat.

"What's your name?" Chiriko asks.

"My name is Xellos, mysterious priest!" he answers, smiling his cheery smile.

"Where are you from, no da?"

"Now that.....is a secret!"

~With Gene...............................

"Whoo - hooooo!" Gene yelled as he operated the Gundam, Deathscythe. Gene and the other pilots were on their way to destroy some of Oz's spaceports. He somehow got them to trust him and let him use Duo's gundam.

"He's better than Duo any day." Heero said to Trowa.

"I don't know."

"Well, I do!"

"Whatever."

"Hey!" Gene called as they approached their location. "Who's paying us anyhow?" All stop and turn.

"Pay?" Quatre questioned.

"Yeah, don't you guys get paid for doing this?"

"No. People don't really know us." Wufei said, calmly.

"Why would you think we would get paid?" Trowa inquired. Lanen and Hotaru giggle and get ready for Kiyara to make her move.

"Where I come from, I have a job where I do peoples' dirty work, like this, and get paid." Gene explained. All the pilots sweatdrop and sweatdrops appear on their gundams. Suddenly, Kiyara uses her magic and shoots at the gundams to get their attention, making it look like Oz was attacking.

"Let's move!" Trowa said, pushing Deathsythe.

"Ahhh! Quit pushing! I'm going. So, no pay? Well its not like I can't handle this mission."

"Enough talk!" Quatre sounded annoyed. "We are trusting you to help us in this mission and in returning that gundam."

"Returning it?"

"Yes. And don't try anything funny." Heero said in a ruthless tone.

"Sheesh! Okay. Got it. Nothing funny."