The madness may end in this chapter but that doesn’t mean it will end for good. ^-^

Chapter 3

~~~~~~~~Xellos~~~~~~~~

"Hey, look, it's Xellos!" Lina cried.

"Where did Mr. Duo go?" Amelia pondered.

"NANI!?!?!" Filia dropped her cup of tea. "No! It's not fair!" she cried, "I was getting used to him not here!!!"

"Oh hello, Filia." Xellos said.

"Ahhhhh!!!!"

"So, Xellos, where have you been?" Zel asked.

"Sore wo himistu desu." The group facefaults. Lina begins to strangle Xellos.

"Why....is everything...a secret...to you?!" Lina asks as she strangles the life out of Xellos.

"Sore wo...himistu....desu!" Xellos chokes out. Lina growls.

"Hey, hey stop!" Gourry complained.

"Looks like things are back to normal." Zel muttered.

~~~~~~~~Gene~~~~~~~~

"Gene, there you are!" Jin ran up to him.

"Huh? Where am I?"

"In our apartment."

"I was in the coolest battle. Oh man!"

"He must have been sleeping on the roof again," Jin whispered to Melfina who nodded in agreement.

"Where is he!?!?!" Iasha screamed. "Gene."

"Where is who?" Gene asked.

"Trunks. He is so dead when I find him!!"

"Ummm?" Question marks appear above Gene’s head. Jin smiles and laughs.

"Come on, Gene, I'll tell you what happened."

~~~~~~~~Trunks~~~~~~~~

*Blink, blink* "Ahhhh!" Trunks screamed and fell over as Goku just appeared in his face. Trunks groaned.

"Hey, Trunks! There you are! Where were you?"

"Not here," he groaned, standing up and dusting himself off.

"Hey, um, Vegeta and Bulma are looking for you."

"Could've figured."

"Oh and there was this weird guy here before who was a cross dresser and Vegeta almost killed him. But he's gone now." Trunks just stared and blinked uncontrollably.

"Ummm, right."

"Really."

"Uh - huh. Only you could come up with something like that Goku. Only you. Boy, and I thought Gohan was weird."

"But it's true. Ask your dad."

"Trunks!" Bulma cried. "There you are! Where have you been? I was worried!" She began to check if he was hurt. *a mother thing* (Awww)

"I don't know where I was and stop it. I'm fine. Oh! And Goku's crazy!"

"We already knew that." Vegeta said, "Unfortunately, if he told you something about a cross dresser, it's true." *pause* Trunks turned and looked at Goku.

"You're still crazy." he said with a smile. Goku made a face as Krillin, Gohan, and Bulma laughed. Vegeta grinned.

"That's my boy." Vegeta said, still grinning at Kakarrot.

"I swear. He's your clone, Vegeta," Goku said, looking at one then the other.

"More misery for you, then," Vegeta said.

~~~~~~~~Nuriko~~~~~~~~

"Hey, it's the gay guy....Itai!!" Nuriko had hit Chichiri in the head.

"I'm not gay and I am so glad to be back!" he was out of breath.

"What happened to yo......." Tamahome began but was cut off by Nuriko.

"Everything! I was in this weird place and the next minute, I'm being attacked by a man who can fly!!!" The group started laughing and Nuriko's jaw dropped. "But it's true!" he whined as Tasuki came up to him.

"Do you have my tessen?"

"Your tessen? No." Tasuki grabbed his head and screamed.

"Where is it?!" Miaka pointed up, about to say something when Tasuki looked up. "It's not up there!!"

"No! That guy is gone." All look up.

"What guy?" Nuriko asked.

"Well, while you were missing, some guy was here. We don't know who he was but he's gone now." Chiriko explained.

"Oh! I need to go lay down." Nuriko said, desperately.

"Bye," the group answered and went back to whatever they were doing before. Nuriko blinked and went to go lay down.

~~~~~~~~Duo~~~~~~~~

"No! He's back!" Heero whined as he pulled out a gun.

"No, no, no, no!" Trowa took the gun away from him.

"Why me?!" Heero asked to no one in particular.

"You're special." Wufei muttered.

"Did you miss me?" Duo grinned.

"No!" Heero snapped, "That other guy was better than you. And he could fly a gundam right!!!!"

"What other guy? Hey! I can fly my gundam right!"

"Says you and only you!"

"I think he can fly it right!" Quatre said. Duo grinned and Heero stared at Quatre. "What?"

"Baka. You're all obstacles." Heero muttered.

"Oh, brother. Give it up already, will ya?" Duo said.

"Not until you're dead!"

"Well then you have a long wait, buddy!"

"Don't call me 'buddy'!"

"Buddy!"

"You're pushing it!"

"STOP!!!!" Quatre yelled.

"He's back alright," Trowa said. Duo grinned.

~~~~~~~~Authors~~~~~~~~

"It was fun while it lasted," Kiyara said with a sigh.

"Yeah. Are you ever going to put that down?"

"No! Never! It's mine! My tessen! Mine!" Lanen hugged it close.

"You had sugar, didn't you?" Kiyara asked, afraid of the answer. Lanen nodded. Hotaru and Kiyara sighed.

"How much?" Hotaru inquired.

"Three Dr. Peppers, two mini - muffins, and a package of sugar!" Lanen answered, proudly. Hotaru and Kiyara facefaulted.

"We're in trouble," Hotaru sighed.

"You said it!" Hotaru grinned evilly.

"Unless we have some sugar ourselves."

"Then let's!" Before you know it, the authors forgot about pranks and were in sugar mode. (Thank god we were or all the characters who have been murdered by ....shhh...it's a secret!!) You'll probably find us fighting over a package of sugar. ^_^

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**characters are not my own. Except Hotaru.** ^_^