Jacqui: ok, i know this one doesn't have a song like the rest but it's FUNNY, and although it did happen to me once , it’s very spur of the moment
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Neil got out his mirror and went through his common ritual of admiring and correcting(if thats even possible) his own reflection. He sneezed a couple of times and saw with dismay that his mirror was clouded. He opened his mouth to whinge and a fly flew in, he bent over and coughed it out along with half a litre of saliva. He straightened up to find Jay laughing at him. "Hey! It's not funny!"

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funny hey? yes, it did happen to me once and the fly tasted disgusting, yes i know it's short, but like i said, spur of the moment