Will Turner: "I should have told you everday from the moment I met you. I'm an eunuch."

jack in a girly voice after waking up: i think im gonna do the right thing today!

Will Turner (upon seeing the Kraken): Jack, you're going to need a bigger boat.

Will: Omg, did you hear that people think we're anti-christian for insulting the monkey?

Jack: Lol, lyke beep that. beheads an undead pirate

Elizabeth: looks down I gotta find a way to make my boobs smaller

Jack (upon seeing Norrington): Uh-oh, looks like Norrington's off his medication again

Jack: I don't need any rum. I quit. It's bad for the liver, you know.

Will: You know what, Elizabeth? To hell with you. You are way too much trouble, and I'm leaving. abandons her

Monkey: Oh my God. It's earth! You maniacs! You blew it up!