A/N: This is the end. Thanks to all those you read the story and reviewed. Special thanks to iamanundeadmonkey, Black Wolf-Dog, Saphalina, me-heart-long-4-ye-SPARROW, CrazyPyroMan, Buick Regal Racecar56, 16aqua, slightly crazyy x3, Jacquotte, Beautiful x lie, and pinksharpie.

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This the last of the entries. Read my other stories, Drive carefully, dont do anything Jack/Will/Liz wudnt (wud if you prefer) do. Goodbye.

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Submitted by Nerds United:

Jack: i'm joining alcoholics anonymous

Will: WHERE IS MY DESIGNER PIRATE MEDALLION? THAT WAS FEATURED ON PROJECT RUNWAY! I NEED IT!

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jack: is the...jar of dirt going to help me?
tia: if youh don't want it give it back
jack: no... -mumble- if dirt can make norrington look screwable then im having some -mumble-

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(Will is trying to steal the key from Davy Jones when he wakes up.)
Davy Jones: Hello boy.
(Will runs out screaming like Jack while Davy Jones is laughing his head off.)

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Will: Where are you going?
Jack: Meeting with the most ruthless, vile, burning pirate lord.
Will: Captain Sao feng?
Jack: Morgan.