noticed that all my drabble were kind of serious so I wanted to write a REAL stoopid one
so I wrote this!!!! It's still a sasunaru. Hope you enjoy. If not, SCREW YOU!!!!! lolz.

Disclaimer: Trust me. If I owned Naruto, it would not be suitable for anyone under the aged of 18...

TO THE CRACK

"Hey, Sasuke-teme?"

"Hn?"

"Why do you say 'Hn' all the time?"

"Hn."

"Well...Do you know any other words?"

"Hn."

"UGH!!! FINE YOU ASSHOLE!!! I'm leaving!" With that Naruto stood up and walked away

only to be pulled back into a kiss.

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"Wow..." Naruto sighed from his side of the bed, still panting heavily. "That was awesome!"

"Hn."

"Oh, so we're back to THAT again, huh?"

"Hn."

"UGH! FINE!!!" Naruto turned his back to Sasuke. "Let me know when you wanna speak

Japanese..." He mumbled.

"...Wanna go again?"

"REALLY!!!!"

"Hn." Naruto glared. "I mean, yes."

"GREAT!!!" Naruto positioned himself on the floor. "Okay, left foot- green."

FIN...