One hell of a party

By Joshua Carlson

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

It was seven o' clock and the party was starting, everyone looked like they were having fun...and by having fun I mean they looked bored out of their skulls.

“ Are we going to DO anything?” Someone asked.

“ DO NOT QUESTION MY ATHOURITY!” Roy yelled setting the random dude ablaze, the smell of burning person filling the room.

Everyone backed away by the dude on fire and started to talk to each other just like you should at a fancy party. Except this wasn't a fancy party, considering the main dish was tuna surprise.

Tuna surprise...made out of Spam.

Spam, Made out of mildew.

Rented mildew.

Moving on, Edward was hiding in a cardboard box, 'cause he's a paranoid paint licker.

Al wasn't amused, he lifted the box.

“ AL! Do you want the communist to get me?!” Ed yelled foaming at the mouth, he stuffed a grenade in Al's mouth and got back under the box.

Needless to say, Al exploded. In a good, happy, magical way.

Oh yeah. And the theme of the party was resident evil cosplay. Totally.

Except Ed didn't fit in, He was cosplaying as Solid snake, who isn't from Resident evil. What a shame.

Roy started to pace around, wondering why no one was complimenting his wonderfully corny Leon cosplay. “ Thats it! No more cosplay!”

Everyone cried.

Roy changed out of his cosplay costume and brought out the punch. Hehehe, no one will EVER suspect that I spiked the punch... Roy thought to himself evilly.

Roy watched people go for the punch, no one was getting it. Depressed, Roy sighed. “ I need a drink...” He mumbled pouring himself some punch.

Roy dropped after one glass. “ Lightweight.” Ed mumbled from under his box.

Well, to make a long story short... Roy's house got trashed, he got written on and no one really respected him.

“ Come to me, child.” Said a deep voice.

“ Yes. Master” Roy replied, bowing down before a chair.

“ You have failed me. You have one last chance, or else..”

“ Yes, of course, Dark lord.” Roy said.

“ Edward SHALL come to the dark side...He will taste the sweet cookies, or he shall die.”

A/N: OMG! CLIFFHANGER!

And thats where I end the story. Yep, no more chapters. However, I would be willing to write a sequal for some reviews maybe?