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Bows to Shairkoutsu "thank you kindly for the idea for a sequel. And to some of the other people who somehow KNOW HOW TO REVIEW!" bows politely
Just for your all's information. I WILL NOT DO A PREGNACY SCENE! I refuse to do so and always will. So let us just skip ahead to the important stuff. Like the humor of Inuyasha trying to raise a baby.
12 months after end of last story
'You're no supposed to hold it like that!' Bickered Inuyasha's instincts 'I'll hold my son how I want!' "Inuyasha! You're not supposed to hold him like that!" bickered an even more annoying and very tired Kagome. Inuyasha being as dumb with children as he was saw no harm in holding his baby with an arm around the baby's stomach and under his little arms. Kagome snatched the baby away and began to croon "Poor little Uyasha, awe, poor baby." Inuyasha sat down and put on his signature pout face. The little golden eyed baby had stolen everyone's attention in the last three months. He looked exactly like his father and even turned human on the new moon. Kagome must have saw Inuyasha in pout mode because she was now sitting on his lap pretending she was extremely tired. Uyasha's eyes were flashing around taking in his surroundings like they always did. Inuyasha had to admit that his son was very cute. 'Especially because he looks like me.' Inuyasha thought smugly. He gave Kagome a pathetic pout to show that he still needed sucking up to and looked at his small son. Kagome reached up to stroke a big pointy dog ear and then preceded to yet again show Inuyasha how he was supposed to hold the baby. "It's not really that hard to remember Inuyasha," giggled Kagome lying back into the hanyou's arms. "Keh, didn't you go to that class thingy?" Inuyasha asked suspiciously. "Oh you mean the one you were to busy to go to?" "I was building the freaking nursery!" growled Inuyasha, now reminded of the small house he had also built; without help. "Oh you big baby!" giggled Kagome. "Hey you'd better be talking about my son!" "Your son?" Kagome asked raising an eyebrow, "I'm the one who went through labor Inuyasha. Uyasha is just as much mine as he is yours!" "Yeah, whatever." Inuyasha began to fear this statement as soon as Kagome got off his lap and, taking Uyasha with, her walked to a safe distance before turning around and glaring. "Inuyasha..." "No! Kagome I didn't mean it!" "SIT BOY!" Kagome yelled. Uyasha's eyes went WIDE when he saw daddy in a small hole in the ground. "See, Uyasha? That's why you don't agitate a mother who's been working for three months." Kagome turned and left her poor, abused, numb skulled, husband in his crater. "Nap time." She said nuzzling Uyasha. 'I'm gonna get a concussion through this kids childhood.' Inuyasha thought pathetically
3 or so months later
Inuyasha held his breath as Uyasha began to toddle on all fours again. Sometimes he would slip, and the last time he had bitten his tongue. And tried it again 5 minutes or so after it stop bleeding. Kagome and him watched as Uyasha crawled on and slipped again. Then immediately got up and tried to reach for the desired goal of a sleeping Shippou's tail. "I think he inherited your thick skull Inuyasha." Kagome joked. They heard a small yip and saw Shippou jump up. Apparently Uyasha had reached his target and given Shippou's tail a good yank. Shippou retreated to another side of the room to lie down and Uyasha once again started to pursue him. "What thick skull?" Inuyasha asked stubbornly. Kagome shook her head and went to pick up her baby. Uyasha gave a fuss but gave up when he found he couldn't win against his mother."Dadiedidit!" he cried. "Daddy did it" smiled Kagome. "Hey," Inuyasha smiled ruffling his son's hair, "you trying to get me in trouble kid?" "Dadiedidit!" Uyasha had learned this from Shippou. "Inuyasha did it Kagome!" Shippou would cry. And Uyasha would copy with a stern "Dadiedidit!" There had been a big fuss over Uyasha's "first words." The the phrase became part of every day life. "Hello!" Miroku said, the buddist monk had a red hand print on his face. "And how is little Uyasha?" he asked. "BAM!" yelled Uyasha. The baby hanyou was most likely impersonating the sound of a hand-to-face flesh meet.
Uyasha P.O.V.
All of the big people around him were talking and saying stuff he didn't really feel like listening to. 'Time to get out of here.' 'Shouldn't you stay with your mother?' 'Stupid Instict' Uyasha scolded as he sat obediantly in his Momma's lap. At about 1 year old Uyasha's instinct had begun to start iritating him. "Momma!" He yelled squiggling in his mothers iron embrace. "Hold still, Uyasha." Uyasha got a big surprise when his Daddy scooped him out of his Momma's lap and put the little hanyou on his head. "Be careful with him Inuyasha!" Momma glared. "I am being careful!" argued his Daddy, who earned a exasperated sigh from Momma. "Inuyasha you are so thick headed sometimes!" Momma groaned. "I love you too Kagome." smiled Daddy triumphantly. As Daddy pulled him off of his head and began to put him on his lap Uyasha grabbed an ear. "OUCH! Hey you little brat let go!" Daddy growled. Uyasha laughed.
All P.O.V.
Sango, Miroku, and Shippou got quite a show as Inuyasha tried to pry his son's hand from his left ear. All the while Kagome was reachng up and yelling at Inuyasha to be careful with their son. All of the had the exact same thought on mind. 'What a happy family.'
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