|Not Another High School Story
Author: IM.FLIPPIN.RAD PM
Sakura,new at Konaha High.Quickly fits in but cant get along with a certain Uchiha.Will their mean pranks and jokes bloom into love?fights,bad situations,trips,perverts,& crazy teachers!Your typical high school fic, cant get any better than this![SasuSakuRated: Fiction M - English - Humor/Romance - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 08-21-07 - Published: 01-21-07 - id: 3353742
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
Disclamer: I dont own Naruto! So dont sue me! I have a lawyer! Well even though he's imaginary...DONT JUDGE! -hides in the corner- 0.o
&& Joining me for all my stories now on will be my two bestest, crazyy friends, Rikki and Dayna!
Dayna gets the beginning and Rikki gets end!
They are BOMB:)
Rikki: Why am I lasttt! I want to be first mother fucka!!!
Me: You are because I put your there, deal with it!
Rikki: Thats not fair! -puts me in a head lock-
Me: Ow ow ow! Ok I'll do visa versa each chapter! Happy now?
Rikki: Yeah. -smiles like she's high-
Rikki: what did you say!!!??
Rikki: Huh? What was that?
Me: I dont know...
Me: Dayna! What are you doing in the corner??!!
Dayna: eatin a cookkieeeeee.
Rikki: And where did you specifically find the cookie?
Dayna: in the trash can.
Rikki & Me: -slaps forehead- oh brother!
"Hmmm, five...twenty more minutes..." I grumbled under the bed sheets.
"I SAID 20 MORE GOD DAMN MINUTES!" I slammed my fist down on the alarm clock, shutting it up for good.
Huh? I peeked my head throw the covers.
The damn alarm was still alive! But barley and not for long.
A dark, evil smile spread through my face.
Hi. My name is Sakura Haruno. I'm 15 years old, green eyes, and long pink hair. Yeah you heard me, pink hair, wanna make something of it???!!!!
Well anyways I live in a condo, not much to say about it. I just moved here from a few states away. There are boxes everywhere in my condo but I have most things unpacked. My mom travels all the time with her rich best friend, Taru. She's nice and I've known her my whole life! They stop by once every two months, giving me atleast 10,000 dollars each time. So I bet your wondering why I live in a Condo, well I save most of my money. I have a feeling I'll need alot some day. As for my dad, well he was a complete drunk from what my mom said, she kicked him out of the house after he tried to rape her. I was only 4 so I wasnt sure what was happening, I haven't heard from him since. I'm a Sophmore and now attending Konaha High, I cant wait to go there! I hope I'll meet alot of new people, and no jackasses or bitches. Well I would say more but I have to get ready for school now, you'll learn more about me during to story...
I dragged myself to my cramped bathroom, turning the shower on.
After I peeled off my last bit of clothing, I got in.
The cold water, pounding my body, instantly woke me up.
I always have to take cold showers in the morning to wake me up, hot showers just make me sleepy.
After I got out, I put on a black skirt, it was a little too high but it would work. I just hoped it wasn't windy today.
I slipped my black DVS's on and a white blouse that had two buttons undid at the top that showed my torso all the way around and a bit of my belly button ring.
I didn't do anything with my hair though (well I blow dried it of course and straightened it).
I just let it hang lose (a/n: her hair ends just beneath her breasts).
I put a black chocker necklace on and put some eye liner on. (if you all want to see what she looks like, I will draw the picture for you so just ask! But I dont know how to put it on my profile, yeah I know I'm stupid. tehe.)
I would NEVER leave my hou--...er condo without it some eyeliner on.
I looked at the time, I had alot of time before school started so I threw my backpack on and walked out the front door.
I was never early to school, I'm usually late all the time.
I was almost there, all I had to do was cross the street and ta da!!! New High School here I come!
But as I was crossing, a red corvette went flying past by.
I jumped back, tripping.
I prepared for a hurt bum and embarrasment and have my skirt fly up for everyone to see, but niether happened, thankfully.
A pair of strong arms held me from my demise.
"Are you ok!!?? You have to watch out for crazy people like that!!!" A blonde haired guy, with bright blue eyes smiled at me and helped me up.
He was very handsome and by the looks of it he was 15, just like me. He was wearing a orange button up-shirt, that wasn't buttoned at all, a white beater under, a black hat that was title to the side, and black dickie shorts
I smiled graciously at him.
"Thank you so much! You saved me from total embarassment and a sore ass! Now I wont have to wear that paper bag I brought with me." I said sarcastically and giggled.
He laughed too.
"Heh your funny. And cute," I blushed."Are you new here?"
"Yeah." I strachted the back of my head.
"Well come on then! I'll show you around! I know this school like the back of my hand!" he grinned and grabbed my arm, pulling me toward school.
I can tell we'll be good friends. I smiled.
He growled in frustration and practically ripped his hair out.
"I know it's around here somwhere!" he dugged his head into my schedule.
My schedule looked like this...
First period: Science, Kakashi.
Second period: Math, Taru.
Third period: Spanish, Anko.
Fourth period: Social Studies, Orochimaru (Yes, Orochimaru is a goody goody, dont kill me!).
Fifth period: Creative writing, Asuma.
Sixth period: P.E, Gai.
Naruto already told me we had second, fourth, and sixth period together.
It made me kinda happy, atleast I would know someone in those classes and not be a loner.
"The back of your hand huh?" I said.
Naruto sweatdropped." I can explain!"
"How can you explain being lost Dobe?" A unfamiliar voice came from behind me.
"Oi! Shut up teme! I'm not lost!" Naruto pouted like a little child.
I quickly turned around to have oynx eyes, bore into hers. A really handsome guy was inches away from her, he looked about 15.
Yesss! I screamed in my mind, then mentally slapped myself.
His dark, spiked hair fit perfectly with his other good looks and mysterious aura.
He had broad shoulders and was a tad bit taller than me.
He was wearing a blue shirt (just like the one in the anime!) and plain white dickies.
"Oh, who is this?" he crossed his arms and smirked at me, looking at me head from toe.
I felt like melting, he looked such like a badass!
But I stood strong, not willing to give in.
"Heh...what does it matter to you." I smirked right back at him, placing my hands on my hips.
"Oh fiesty one you caught, huh Naruto?"
"Sasuke! Go away! Shouldn't you be hanging out with your fan girls or something?" Naruto hollared waving my schedule back and forth.
"Oh Sasuke, please fuck me! No me, I'm so tight inside! OOhhhh I'll give you head!" Naruto batted his eye-lashes pretending to be Sasuke's fangirls I'm guessing.
I couldn't help but giggle.
Sasuke's eye twitched and bonked Naruto on the head.
Naruto let go of my paper and it fell to the floor and grabbed his head, mummbling teme.
Sasuke's eye brow went up, as he picked up my schedule.
His eyes went back and forth, skimming the crumpled paper.
"Sasuke Haruno, huh? Well me and you have every class together." he smirked.
Naruto sprang up," What!? Why do you always get the pretty girls." Naruto had anime tears going down his face.
P-pretty? Does he really mean that? I thought to myself.
"H-hello, Naruto." a girl walked up to us with short purple hair and pearl-like eyes.
She was wearing a brown tank top, denim shorts, and dark brown boots.
She was twirling her fingers.
"Oh hey Hinata!" Naruto slapped her back, not hard though.
She instantly blushed at contact.
Heh. I could so tell. She liked him. Maybe even loved him.
"Hey meet my new friend! Sakura, Hinata...Hinata, Sakura."
I smiled at her and waved.
She smiled back," N-nice to m-meet you."
I liked this school already.
"Oh no the bell, Sasuke-teme, please show Sakura around! I have to go! Come on Hinata!" Naruto yelled dragging Hinata away, she was practically flopping around in the wind.
"Uh bye?" I was to late, they already turned the corner.
Hmm this Sakura girl, she's different. I mean, she didn't even drool by looking at me! Everyone in school does...well besides Hinata and TenTen. And she has pink hair!? I mean is that natural? Note to self: ask her if her hair is natural. And I bet nobody else could pull off pink hair. Imagines everyone around school with pink hair.
He shivered at the image.
Yeah I was right...but atleast she not like my brainless, annoying, slutfaced fangirls. I hate those whores!
I thought, walking to my locker, knowing she would follow.
"Hey! Where are you going?" she called from behind me as other students rushed by, almost sweeping her away.
I rolled my eyes and grabbed her arm so she wouldn't be lost, I mean Naruto DID say please to me to watch her.
Tch. That dobe would never say please, especailly to me.
I smirked."I'm going to my locker mother."
She fake laughed." Good one...uhhh."
She struggled, I new what she wanted to say.
"Uchiha." I said, walking up to my locker.
"Oh thanks, good one Uchiha! But hurry we're gonna be late!"
I opened my locker and grabbed a Science book, taking as slow as I could.
She tapped her foot.
"Any faster?" she said as everyone was disappearing into their classrooms.
"Sasuke!" she finally hollared at me.
"Relax, dont get your panties in a bunch." I smirked,"Kakashi is always late, so we dont have to go to class until another 20 minutes."
"R-really?" she asked.
"Well is that a yes or no?"
"Neither, it was a hn, can't you hear?" I teased her.
She just glared at me.
I glared at him.
He's such and mean, arrogant...hot jerk! Sakura twitched at her thought.
Did I just say hot? Oh god, I dont want to turn into one oh his fangirls! Noooooo! Anime tears fell from her eyes.
"Huh whats up with you?" he snapped his fingers in my face.
"Uh? Oh nothing...so what do we do for 20 minutes?" I asked him.
His smirked, put his hands in his pocket, and pressed his lips against the neck of his shirt.
I can tell she's holding back. I know she likes me. I just have to break her. A little test wont hurt......Oh this will be fun.
I thought as my hand went up to her face and grabbed her chin.
I didn't expect anything like this as he pulled my face closer to his.
No I cant back down now. I thought with determination.
I put my hand on his chest, pushing him away.
"Whoa buddy, getting alittle to friendly arn't we?" I smirked.
He actually looked alittle happy, like he just put me through a test or something!
"I was just welcoming a new student to my school." he smirked.
"Is this how you wlecome all the new girls?"
"Hn." he said and put his hands in his pocket.
My face was still alittle flushed.
"So what now, I dont know what to do..." I whinned, crossing my arms.
Though a make-out session sounded good right now, and especailly from the hottest guy in school.
"Well I have an idea," he grabbed my arm and pushed me into his locker, slamming it shut and locking it,"lets play, stuck in the locker."
I could still see him through the little lines at the top.
I stummbled alittle since I was standing on his books and other crap.
"Haha, games over, now let me out!" I banged the locker.
"Only if you kiss me." he said in his low seducing voice.
I was tempted to just scream 'Yes yes! And while we are at it we can start making out then have sex!' but I actually said," Why would I kiss a jerk like you?!"
"Hmmm let me guess, it's at the tip of my tounge ohhh yeahh now I remember, becasue your locked in a locker!" he chuckled.
"Oh I'm so gonna kick your ass when I get out of here!" I screamed at him.
"Yeah, when you get out." he smirked.
Then he heard footsteps comming their way.
Shit. he thought.
He quickly did his combination and opened the locker.
I was about the step out when he pushed me back in and threw himself in too, closing it shut.
"What the hel--!"
He quickly covered my mouth with his hand.
He used his other one and put it against his lips, telling me to shhh.
I started blushing when I realized he was pressed up against me, my breast crushing against his chest, though he was to concerned about something else to realize it.
The footsteps got closer.
Every foot step I thought to myself, Shit...shit..shit...shit.
The foot steps stopped in front of my locker.
I could feel Sakura tense agianst me.
I looked through the little lines, staring right at my principal, thanking god she couldn't see us.
"Hmmm theres seems to be something wrong here..." she pondered.
Please dont find us, please dont find us! She'll kill us if were not in calss, even if Kakashi isn't there.
"OH! Thats it!" she smiled as her hand reached to the lock.
I forgot it was unlocked and still there.
Then we heard it.
"Problem fixed! This person will have to thank me later for my kindess! His or her things could have all been stolen! Tsk tsk tsk!!!" I could hear her voice trailing away.
Me: Pshh, you telling me. Well actually I would love to be stuck with SSSAASSUUKKEEE anydayy:)
Rikki: He's not real you know!
Me: How dare you inuslt the sexy Uchiha like that!
Itachi: -comes out of nowhere- Why thank you.
Me: Not you, your a meany head, back stabber, asshole, mean to sasuke--!!!!!!!
Rikki: -covers my mouth- you better leave, she could go on for hours!
Itachi: right ok! -jumps away-
Me: mmmmmmhhhhhhffffff -shakes fist at itachi as he goes-
Rikki: calm down amber! shesshhh!
Me: Ok, ok I'm calm.
Me: RRWWWAAARRRRRRR!!!!!! -goes on rampage-
Rikki: -glares at Dayna- good going, look what you did.
Dayna: -just smiles at rikki and takes another bite out of her cookie-
Rikki: -rips hair out-
Hope you likey! I dooo:)