Hello my friends! This is a story told by my anonymous friend, edited by another anonymous, and inspired by again another anonymous, don’t I have shy friends? I however am the one stuck with the fun duty of writing them down. I don’t own Barney and Friends or Naruto, who would want to own a fat ugly dinosaur like him?

Once upon a time there was a fat ugly dinosaur named Barney, for some reason he just refused to die with the rest of the pea brained idiot dinosaurs. And he brought along with hit a gay yellow dinosaur named BJ and a dumb retard green dinosaur named Baby Bop. Well he was so fat that you could not kill him with a knife, his fat just absorbed the strike. One day because he was like Michael Jackson he was with his two idiot lackeys bothering little children, when they decided that instead of bothering these kids why not eat them! But because he was mainly composed of fat and polyester he could not chew the little baby he tried to eat. Well a stupid kid who saw him on TV once tried to hug him. Bad idea, he was absorbed into the fat and to this day you can still see a little boy’s figure in the fat extending from his lower regions to his armpit. Now that you have a little idea of Barney’s background why not continue with our story?

One day when Naruto was 7 he did not have any (AE or anonymous editor: don’t be mean to him!) fine he didn’t have many friends he saw Barney on TV.

“What the F? That purple piece of lard with a pea brain has friends and I don’t? What the hell????” He said. He left Konoha in search of the station KCET to find Barney, he wandered for a year when he finally met this stupid purple thing.

“Hello little boy what brings you here?”

“I want to know why an idiot piece of shit like you has so many friends and I a NORMAL kid doesn’t.”

“Well this is a tv show little boy everyone has to be my friend!”

Naruto pulls out a Kunai and starts to stab Barney but we all know what happens right? The kunai bounces off without any effect and the stupid Dino is left blabbering about how we are all friends and such. Poor Naruto, he tries to stab his eye but strangely it left the same effect.

“I will continue to stab you until you let me join your show!”

“ You were stabbing me?”

During the next show Barney and his idiot friends were singing the cleanup song. Meanwhile in the back Naruto along with all the children Barney abducted were cowering in fear that he would eat him. Stupid children don’t you know barney is mainly polyester and fat? He can’t hurt you.

“ I DON”T WANT TO CLEAN UP!” Naruto yelled. He then ran of and set the treehouse on fire. While everyone was going on running away screaming “FIRE!” Barney was reminiscing of when he was a little pea brained t-rex. Sadly fat and polyester are very good at conducting fire. So he didn’t notice when his tail caught fire and then BOOM! He was blown up in smoke.

All that is left if a pile of ashes. Naruto walks in with a leaf blower and blows the ashes away to the wind.

You want to know what happened to the rest of the people? The gay little dinosaur was not as obese as barney therefore when the children stabbed him he died. The rest of the children, bless their souls ran away. Baby Bop or whatever the pea brained idiot’s name was said

“I want my momma.” And stabbed herself to go to hell and join the rest of the Dinosaurs that have plagued our kind.

THE END

Next time, Sasuke vs. Barney and Gaara vs. Dora. Say goodbye to Dora caus’e she is going to be exploring hell next time I update.