Author's Note: None of these characters belong to me I'm just simply borrowing them. Although I wish I did own them. I wrote this story because in recent news Jenna Elfman is pregnant (yay Jenna) and I thought it would be nice to have Dharma pregnant too. R&R!!

"It's alright guys. I wouldn't expect you to help me look for Greg, unless..." Dharma gets down on her knees and looks Stinky and Nunzio in the eyes.

"Stinky and Nunzio Montgomery you tell me where Greg is." Dharma says in her firmest tone. Stinky turns and buries his head so Dharma moves on to Nunzio. Nunzio looks back at Dharma. Just then Greg walks in the door. As he hangs up his coat he sees Dharma in what looks like to him a staring contest. Greg walks over and kneels down behind Dharma.

"Uh Dharma, I thought we agreed no more staring contests with the dogs."

"I'm not having a staring contest with Nunzio," Dharma said while shaking her head no never letting her eyes leave Nunzio's. "Nunzio is just about to tell me where you are," Dharma stated.

"But I'm right here!" Greg said standing up.

"Ok fine. Nunzio you're off the hook for now." Nunzio buried his head. Greg kissed Dharma, "Anyway what did you need me for?" he said as he walked into the kitchen. Dharma followed him. "Well remember when I wasn't feeling good and you told me I should go to the doctor and I told you that I hate going to the doctor because -"

"Dharma I know how the conversation went. I was there remember?"

"Oh right well I went to the doctor and guess what! We're going to have a baby! I'm pregnant!"

"Shut up!"

"No you shut up!!"

"Oh Dharma this is wonderful!" Greg picked Dharma up and spun her around in a circle while kising her. Two months later it was time for the baby checkup.

"Good morning Mrs. Montgomery, Mr. Montgomery. How are you feeling today?" the doctor asked.

"Oh well I am a little -"

"Honey honey I'm pretty sure she was asking talking to me. Right doc?"

"Quite right, Dharma. Now are you ready for the ultra sound?"

"Yup, let's do this thing!" The doctor applied the gel to Dharma's stomach and fired up the monitor.

"Ok now let us find your baby. Huh what's this?" Greg started to panic.

"What? What do you see?"

"Well I see four little feet."

"Four feet?" Dharma and Greg said in unison.

"Well what does that mean?" Dharma asked.

"Well it means you are carrying twins," the doctor stated.

"Twins. Are you sure?" Greg questioned.

"As sure as I'll ever be. Do you want to know the gender?"

"Oh Greg please?" Dharma begged. Greg sighed, "okay."

"Yes! Let's see what we got doc!" Dharma said. The doctor looked at the screen for about a minute.

"Ok we have a little boy and make that two little boys." Dharma and Greg smiled and kissed each other.

"Oh wait hold one," the doctor said, "It seemsI was mistaken. You have a little boy and a little girl."

Dharma and Greg went home. They decided to break the news to Kitty that she would be a grandmother after they had some time to get use to the idea of being parents to twins. After Dharma and Greg had thought about it, picked out the twin's names, and decided the best way to tell their parents almost a month had gone by. Together they felt it was best to tell Kitty and Edward first so Dharma and Greg went over.

"Kitty, Kitty. Calm down. It's perfectly fine for you to be a grandmother," Dharma said trying to calm down an angry Kitty.

"I will NOT be called Grandmother, Grandma, Nana. etc. Edward and I will need final name approval of said child. It can't be composed solely of hippie names like sunshine, moonbeam, or starshine," Kitty ranted.

"Uh Kitty," Dharma said, "Greg and I were thinking of giving them normal names."

"Great! Then you won't mind naming the boy after Edward's favorite uncle, Fergus," Kitty said proudly. Dharma and Greg looked at each other trying to picture their son with the name Fergus.

"Actually Mother, Dharma and I were thinking more normal than that," Greg volunteered.

"Yeah, we were thinking about Matthew and Katherine for the twins names," Dharma said not quite sure how Kitty would handle it.

"Kath-, Kath-, Katherine! But that's my name!" Kitty said shocked as she fell back in her chair. Dharma got up and moved to sit on the coffee table and took Kitty's hands in hers.

"We know Kitty, that's why we picked it. We wanted our daughter to be named after he grandmother. Her name is going to be Katherine Abigail."

"What's Matthew's middle name?" Kitty asked now not so against the idea of being a grandmother.

"Joseph," Greg replied while getting up to stand behind Dharma.

"Do you think Katherine will have my eyes?" Kitty asked looking from Dharma to Greg.

"If were lucky," Dharma replied. Kitty smiled because deep down she was now in love with the idea of becoming a grandmother and couldn't wait for the twins to be born.

To Be Continued...