The Most Random Story Ever

I don't own anything other than the bunnies and the plot.

It was a dark and sunny day in the land of evil pink bunnies. The evil lord Fluffernutter the cuddlier just finishes sending the evil army of cuddles to conquer the land of kind peace and love spreading homicidal maniacs. Suddenly the loving homicidal maniac ruler Killer Mckillington popped up and bashed the Evil lord with a pink teddy bear "AHH! IT BURNS!" yelled the king as he died. This made the bunnies mad so they attacked the king with pointy pencils, the king pulled out a pink blanket covered in rainbows and hearts and hit the bunnies with it, all that was left were a few baby bunnies that were raised by the homicidal maniacs to be good but made the homicidal maniacs turn evil. That WAS why bunnies were good and homicidal maniacs were evil. Unfortunately Harry Potter fixed it so pink bunnies was evil and homicidal maniacs were nice. This made Voldemort mad and he hit Harry with a pillow. Harry started poking voldemort with an imaginary invisible pink gerbil and voldemort died. So the power the dark lord Voldemort knew not was Harry's imaginary invisible pink gerbil named Sir fluffercuddles the Cute.