Disclaimer: Still don't own any characters or anything at all. I only own myself, and I have temporary ownership of my friend's souls. That's about it.

So here it is. Part 2. Hope it doesn't suck. This is the end. (Sad nod). Also hope I get some more reviews (hint hint!) So it begins….

Part Two: Final Round

And now I find myself in Xandra's living room downstairs, sitting on the sofa between Demyx and Axel, a bowl of popcorn propped up in my lap, eyes glued to the television.

Next to Demyx was of course, with my and Dem's demand, was Zexion, who had stolen a book from Xandra and was now reading.

Sitting on the floor beside my legs was Roxas, followed by Cloud beside him and a shy Abby, shooting what she thought were sly glances at the blond emo, er, savior.

In the arm chair beside the sofa was Riku, a giddy Sora resting against his legs on the floor.

Axel leans over and asks quietly, "What did you say this movie was again?"

I look up from ogling Captain Jack Sparrow dueling with a skeletal Barbossa and glance at the redhead, "Pirates of the Caribbean."

"Yay! Pirates!" exclaims Demyx randomly.

I frown and peer over at him, "Shut up, you'll ruin the movie! " I snap, flinging a piece of popcorn at his face.

It ricochets off the bridge of his nose and lands in Zexion's lap.

The blue/silver haired teen glances down, calmly removes the kernel, and goes back to his book.

Demyx pouts, "That was mean."

"She's a mean person Dem," Xandra points out.

"Look who's talking Sasquatch," I retort, throwing a piece at her this time.

Unfortunately, well for her not for me, it lands in her hair.

I snicker, not even bothering to pull it out as Xandra stiffens.

"Liz you dumb whore!" she exclaims, pulling out the kernel and flinging it towards me, only it totally missed me and hit Axel in the eye instead.

"You do realize, this means war," says the redhead seriously, arming himself with a handful of popcorn.

I sigh, "Just so you know, I am not cleaning this up."

Axel belts out a deep battle cry and releases his weapon, nailing Xandra, Roxas and Cloud.

Each of them look up simultaneously, eyes narrowed and take handfuls of their own popcorn. And so starts the war.

It all happens so fast, I didn't even catch who made the first move, but all of a sudden food was flying this way and that and I barely managed to duck for cover.

I get hit in the face with about ten kernels. Blinking, I wipe the salt and butter from my face and glare at the culprit: Xandra

I growl, "Oh that's it Sasquatch!" Standing, popcorn tumbling from my lap, I fling an empty ramen cup at her, or so I thought it was empty, until it nailed her, the liquid spilling all over her clothes and hair.

"FOOOOOD FIGHT!" shouts Demyx, a huge grin on his face as he takes a pocky stick and drops it on Cloud's head.

The blond emo slowly pulls the now hairy stick from his hair, and proceeds to stab Demyx in the arm with it.

I wasn't paying attention to where I was going, popcorn, pocky and strangely enough, marshmallows flew through the air.

I suddenly trip over something and land on my face, just narrowly missing a head on collision with an open mustard bottle. Where the hell that came from, I don't know.

Sitting up on my knees, I stare at Demyx and Axel, who were hiding back here, armed with ketchup and,

"What the hell? Why do you randomly have pie?" I ask.

Axel shrugs, "Who knows."

That seems to be the theme of this whole thing.

I glare at them, pointing accusingly, "Were you two making out back here and didn't invite me?"

They blink, completely confused, and a little freaked out, "No." they respond in unison.

I relax, "Ok."

Axel gestures towards Zexion, "He's been sitting there the whole time."

It was true. The silver/blue haired teen was calmly sitting in the chair, still reading the book, and didn't have a spec of food on him, whereas everyone else was covered from head to toe in food.

"I'm guessing you have a plan," I say with a smirk.

Demyx grins, "We just take him by surprise and wail on him, and then run like hell."

I wasn't comforted by this escape plan, believe it or not. And honestly, I couldn't decide which one came up with the lame escape plan, since both of my sex slaves, I mean…well yeah, sex slaves, weren't really all that bright.

Shrugging, deciding to let the other two take the fall for this, I grab an abandoned bottle of chocolate sauce, again I have no idea who got this out of the fridge, but what the hell.

I dodge a running Riku, covered in whip cream, hmm kinky, especially with Sora chasing after him with a bottle of the stuff.

Nodding to Axel and Demyx, we jump up and strike.

"TAKE THAT EMO BOY!" I shout as Zexion gets covered in layers of ketchup, chocolate sauce and pie.

Then we stop, noticing the angry aura rising from the silver/blue haired teen.

We glance at each other.

"RUN FOR IT!" shouts Axel, quickly sprinting away.

I run to the kitchen, which led to the garage and fling the door open just as I hear Demyx scream in terror.

"I'll tell of your courageous sacrifice to everyone Demyx!" I shout, slamming the door shut behind me and diving behind Xandra's piece of shit car.

It was pitch black, I could hear my own labored breathing echoing around the cold space.

Suddenly, a hand covers my mouth, another latching on to my shoulder.

I try to scream, but I just manage to bite the offending hand instead.

"JESUS CHRIST! It's me Izzy!" shouts a familiar voice.

I stop, unclamping my teeth, "Axel? God you scared the shit out of me, don't do that!" I chide, elbowing him in the chest, "And did you call me Izzy?" I add as an after thought.

I see the bright, cat-like green eyes blink, "Yeah."

We could hear shouting from inside the house.

"I wonder if Zexion killed Dem yet," muses the redhead.

I scoff, "Yeah right. They're probably having a hot steamy make out session and I'M MISSING IT!" I exclaim crossly.

"God, you're obsessed," mutters Axel.

"I know," I reply.

Suddenly, he yelps, "What the hell!"

I grin lecherously.

"You just groped my ass didn't you?" he accuses.

"Yep," I reply, "Has anyone ever told you that you have a very nice, firm ass?" I ask.

An uncomfortable awkward silence passes, "Uhm, yeah actually," he replies nervously.

He was nervous cuz I was feeling him up. Mwahahahaha.

With a loud, sudden bang, the door is flung open.

The light from the kitchen is blinding as I latch onto Axel and shout, "I'm too young and cute to die! I still haven't raped Axel yet!"

The redhead stiffens at the mention of being raped.

"This is the end," hisses Zexion dangerously. I myself, muse on the fact that his clothes are all messy, face red, hair sticking up in odd directions.

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So in short, I didn't die. But I also didn't get to molest Axel.

The reason Zexion took so long was cuz Demyx was keeping him busy.

And the ungrateful bastards didn't invite me!

Anyway, Cloud, Roxas and Sora went home mentally scarred, Demyx and Zexion were already sucking face as they left, barely even saying goodbye to me, and not thanking me for getting them together. Bastards.

Axel was groped, and Riku stole Sora's underwear. Don't ask me how he managed that, it just happened.

"Well at least we got souvenirs," says Xandra, flipping through the pictures of the group on my digital camera.

"Yep!" agrees Abby, holding up a pair of yellow chocobo boxers.

I stare at her, "I'm guessing those are Clouds."

She nods, a wide grin practically splitting her face.

"Souvenirs!" says Xandra again, holding up a pair of silky blue boxers, "Roxas's undies!"

I stare at them again, "What the hell is wrong with you?" I ask quietly.

Xandra rolls her eyes, "Like you're one to talk, you probably got your hands on Axel's undies.

I frown in disappointment, "No. He wasn't wearing any," I reply sadly.

"But I did steal his lighter!" I proclaim happily, triumphantly holding up a silver zippo lighter with blue flames engraved on the sides.

They both sweatdrop, "You're such a pyro," mutters Xandra.

I grin, "I know. At least I didn't steal underwear."

Abby rolls her eyes, "But you were groping his ass a lot, long enough to determine he wasn't wearing any underwear," she points out.

"You were groping cloud!" I say, "How else were you able to get his undies off? Same as Xan!"

"These are going up on my wall," mutters Xandra to herself, thumb-taking a corner of the boxers to the wall.

Abby nods, "This is gonna go in my treasure box, in my closet."

I shake my head sadly, "Freaks."

They scoff in unison, "Look who's talking," says Abby.

"Yeah, takes a pervert to know one," adds Xandra.

I raise an eyebrow, "Mhm. Exactly my point."

And so ended my journey, actually it wasn't a journey, just a really wild party. Except without the booze and naked hot guys. I sure did enjoy searching for Axel's undies though.

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Somewhere in castle Oblivion…..

"ACHOO!"

"Bless you Axel," says Roxas.

The redhead wipes his nose, "Thanks. I think that chick is talking about me."

"At least you didn't get your underwear stolen," replies Roxas.

Destiny Islands…

Riku grins and places Sora's confiscated underwear in a special box, which he hides in the closet, among other things.

The phone rings.

"Hello? Oh hey Sora. What? No, why would I have your underwear? One of those girls probably took them."

Twilight Town… (Yes I decided they were there. Nya)

Leon sat on the sofa, flipping through a magazine, when Cloud walks through the door.

The brunette looks up, "Where have you been?" he asks.

The blond shakes his head, "Don't ask."

Upon further observations, Leon raises' an eyebrow, "Are you not wearing any underwear?"

The blond huffs, a slight pink blush rising to his cheeks. He turns on his heel and stalks off to his room, muttering, "Damn fangirls."

Back to the castle….

Cut to Zexion's closed door…..

A large, white sign with black lettering reads 'DO NOT ENTER!'

Muffled sounds of moaning and grunting echoes from the room.

"Damn, they're at it again," complains Larxene, idly playing with her knives.

Marluxia grins, "At least they're getting some. Unlike some people."

The blond glares, "You're not either!" she protests.

The pink/brown haired man raises an eyebrow, a slow smirk spreading across his lips, "Oh? Are you sure?" he says slowly.

End….

Well. O.O Marluxia is getting some. That's….a scary thought. Hope you enjoyed this story, it was a lot of fun to write. Plz read and review, no flames por favor.