A/N: And the last chapter! Thank you so much for all the support you have given to this fic so far… Please read and review and tell me if I should make a sequel… Sorry for the reeeeally late update!

You're My WHAT, Sanzo-sama?

Once at the restaurant, Goku and Hakkai stepped inside. Goku, as usual, immediately sat down and called the waitress. After giving their order, they proceeded to talk about what happened.

"Goku… I want you to tell me all about what is happening."

Goku hesitated. "Well… I don't think Gojyo would like that very much…"

"But Goku… I need to know so that we can fix this mess once and for all…"

"Okay… It was like this. When we arrived at the last town, Gojyo wanted to borrow Sanzo's credit card, but instead, he said that you got to it first and he handed it politely to you..."

"Okay… go on."

"Well… He thought that there was something going on between the two of you, so we had a bet. I said that there was none, but he kept saying that there was something and he kept showing me ridiculous proofs. That's about it."

"But… what about your… ahem… kissing scene? Aren't you two in love?"

"Ugh! NO! How many times do we have to tell you? It was an accident!" Goku exploded, making everyone in the restaurant look at him.

"Okay, okay, calm down… Anyway, thanks for telling me. Now it's all settled, and we all know what's happening around here…"

"Yeah, I guess you're right."

Back at the hotel, Sanzo was reading his newspaper and smoking when Gojyo came in, though with much difficulty considering the paparazzi waiting outside. Sanzo continued what he was doing, without so much a glance at the person.

Awkward silence was between them for a few minutes when Gojyo finally spoke up.

"Sanzo…"

"What? It better not be something stupid or I'll blow your head off…"

"Ummm… I'm sorry for what I've done a while ago…"

Sanzo was so surprised that he actually looked up and listened intently, though he wasn't showing his attention.

"Hey, I know I was wrong, okay… That's the only reason I'm apologizing right now…"

"Hn."

"That's all you have to say? Fine… you're not a man of many words anyway…"

As Gojyo was preparing to head out the door, Sanzo called out to him.

"Oi, Gojyo… Take this." He tossed the golden credit card to Gojyo.

"Ooooh… Are you warming up to me, priest?"

"Tch. Don't push your luck." Sanzo said while glaring at him. "I want you to get me some cigarettes on your way out."

"That shitty malboro of yours? Yeah, whatever..." Gojyo commented on his way out. Sanzo tossed his coffee mug at the door, which almost hit Gojyo. Luckily, he closed the door on time. Outside, though, he was met by an army of media crews wanting to get his answer on their questions. Gojyo avoided them with much difficulty.

Back at the restaurant, Goku was happily munching on some food when suddenly their restaurant was attacked by demons.

"Sanzo's group! We know you're in here!" The demons shouted.

"Well, part of his group is in here… What do you want?" Hakkai coolly asked while assuming his battle stance.

"Where is Genjyo Sanzo? We want the Sutra!"

"Sorry, but he isn't available right now… Try again later!" Goku commented telephone operator-like while preparing his nyoi-bou.

"We don't want to do anything with you, we just want the sutra!" With that they proceeded to attack, but three of them fell to the ground. Hakkai and Goku were surprised because they didn't do it, but then…

"Oi, pay attention will yah! I was just passing by, and I would be glad to help you out but I need to go and get some cigarettes for his almighty… Good luck! See yah back at the hotel!" Gojyo greeted the two shocked members of their group while running away from the very persuasive media.

"Wha… Well, fine…Bye, and good luck in evading those paparazzi!" Hakkai waved. After that, well… we all know what happens to the demons who mess with Sanzo's group…

Little do they know that a shocking secret is about to be revealed…

Later that night, the sky was completely covered with clouds. Minutes later, heavy rain began to pour, which made Sanzo sullen once again. He was once again looking at the picture when Hakkai entered their room.

"Sanzo..." Then Hakkai noticed the locket in Sanzo's hands. "Ummm… may I see that?"

"This? My master said he must be my brother… He said that we looked alike, except for the color of the eyes and hair…" Sanzo explained while handing the picture to Hakkai so that he may see it.

When Hakkai looked at the picture, his eyes widened. He was looking at himself! "Sanzo, where did you get this?"

"Master said that I was wearing that locket when I was found."

"But… I have a locket that looks similar to it. Do you want to see it?"

"Hn…"

"I'm taking that as a yes." Sanzo just nodded. Hakkai then got it from his bag and showed it to Sanzo.

The minute Sanzo laid eyes on the purple eyed boy in the picture, he was shocked. It was like looking at his baby picture!

"N-no way… This is me!"

"It is? And the picture you were holding is me when I was a baby!"

"Does this mean that you're… my long lost brother?"

They weren't aware, though, that the two idiots were listening from the other side.

"WHAT? SO THAT WAS THE ONLY REASON HE WAS TREATING HIM NICELY?" Gojyo exclaimed, shocked.

"Not so loud! But I told you, there was nothing going on between them! I told you to just give up so that I won't make you do the conditions of the bet, but you didn't listen! Haha! I win! Now, get me some food, servant! And no whining and/or quarrelling, as stated in the conditions! And call me master!"

"What? But… sigh… Yes master…" Gojyo gloomily followed Goku's orders.

Back at the other room, the two intellects of the group were still shocked. "This can't be… I've been looking for the baby in the picture for seven years now and you're telling me he was right beside me all the time?" Hakkai exclaimed, still not grasping what had happened.

"Same goes for me…" After that, awkward silence came.

Time seemed to pass by forever when somebody decided to say something. "Sanzo, now that I've found you and you've found me, why don't we do something together sometime? You know, to bond as brothers…"

"Hn, whatever… Wait, there's one thing I would like to know, Hakkai… Where are our parents?"

"They're both dead. And our sister is too."

"We have a sister?"

"Yes, her name's Kanan. She was the one who you recited the sutra for when we found the burnt down palace that contained her body."

"Oh. So we're the last ones here on earth from our family, huh?"

"Yes…"

"I have one more question."

"What is it?"

"What name did our mother give me?"

"Cho Murasaki."

"Oh… I still prefer being called Sanzo."

After all the crazy incidents that happened in that town, they were finally packed and were proceeding to the west. While they were cruising through the hot desert, Goku noticed a figure ahead of them.

"Hey Hakkai, what's that?" As they were getting closer, they got a good look at it; it was a small dirty (is that white or brown?) mutt. Hakkai stopped the car and went near the dog and reached out his hand. The dog sniffed his outstretched hand and wagged its tail.

"Oh, he's so friendly! Sanzo, can we take care of him?"

"No." Sanzo answered flatly.

"Come on, bro… It won't do us any harm." Hakkai pleaded.

"Yeah, baldie… It's not a cat anyway, and you're not allergic to dogs!"

"Tch. Fine. But I am not taking care of it!" Sanzo agreed, merely to make the idiots shut up.

"Yes!"

Once Hakkai was back behind the wheels and the dog was at the back playing with Gojyo and Goku, Sanzo turned to Hakkai and spoke up.

"Hakkai."

"Yes?"

"Never call me 'bro' again."

"Ehehehe… Sure, Sanzo… Whatever you say."

End of Story

A/N: So how did you like the conclusion? Lame? Good? Please leave a review… I need at least five reviews to inspire me to write a sequel to this crap. Some notes about this fic are provided below. Also, I'm doing a more serious version of this fic and it will be romance between Sanzo/Hakkai, and it will be the same plot only with romance thrown in, so be sure to watch out for it! XD And it will also be the same title, if it's possible…

Notes:

-In case you were wondering, this fic is really impossible. Sanzo is older than Hakkai, so he can't have a picture of Hakkai because he was born a year later. That would make him a year old if he was washed down the river in order for him to have a picture of Hakkai as a baby, and we all know he was still a baby himself when he was found. Remember though: This is a fanfiction! XD (And I dreamt of this too, a long time ago, when I accidentally fell asleep on the sofa…)

-We all know that Sanzo did not recite the sutra for Kanan, coz he said so himself that he doesn't read it for the dead…

-Hakkai's parents divorced making him stay with his mother, but she went missing when he was five. Nobody knows what happened to his father as well, so I just assumed they were dead XD… I gotta admit, I kinda had to do some spoiler reading in Wikipedia just to know this part, coz you know… I hate Hakkai and would not bother learning anything about him XD Oh, and Sanzo knows that Kanan is Hakkai's sister…

- Murasaki was a name I thought of. Lame, I know, but I can't think of any other Japanese sounding name! XD

-Sorry if this was somehow OOC

OWARI