Attack of the Annoying Ones

Day Two and a little bit closer to three but not by very much...

Disclaimer: Wow, lookit mommy, no ownership!

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your Ears: I got a new bong, so I'm ready to play s'more! ;)

The figure was taking the day off, so now a cookie appeared and danced around singing "How to Save a Life", but was attacked by the EVVVVIIIIILLLLL shippers-of-bad/sucky-ships, which have been after singing cookies because they are high in highness.

Meanwhile, Azula was away from a TV, so she didn't know that the third season had aired and that she still had pie in her hair, but nobody wanted to tell her because they didn't want Mai to start singing again.

The author had no idea where this was going so she dumped clones of the killer bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail into the ship and kept the Holy Gernade. She just kept ...

And the author went to go watch the "Picard Song" on YouTube because IT'S FRIGGIN' CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD!

Azula rolled her eyes. "Greaaaat, a Trekkie."

The author made a little chibi!Captain Kirk kick her.

"OW!"

A whole herd of chibi's from various parts of the authors fandom-addicted brain, including chibi!Voldemort and chibi!Joker and chibi!Edward and even a chibi!Frosty the snowman gathered on the deck of Azula's ship. The author smiled evilly and munched on a cookie, shielding the poor, innocent readers from any violence brought about by the very, very, very, veryveryveryvery upset chibi's.

After a lot of chibi!Waterbenders cleaned off all the blood, guts, brains, bones, puke, and other stuff, the author sings along with the cookie, but this time it's singing "When You're Evil", and is not getting paid to endorse these songs. The crew people who still have most body parts hand out tickets and the whole thing is on YouTube until the author wound up breaking every single copyrights law ever put into place.

While the author manages to get about three lines of Avatar into an Avatar fic, she notices this has very little to do with Avatar, except for chibi!Zuko chasing chibi!Aang and chibi!singing cookie around and around and around and around...

But the author is upset at FF.N because they got rid of the copy/paste thingy and now she has to do all the bloody songfics BY HAND! ...Which isn't nice, so chibi!Darth Vader pops up and makes funny faces at the site which doesn't do much since he's wearing a mask.

Azula fell asleep since she thought nobody would pick on her and so a chibi!Jigglypuff drew on her face with a permanent marker, adding in the mustash just for the crud of it. A chibi that thought nobody had seen him sneaked up and tied her to the mast with a long scarf. Oh, and chibi!Bob the builder built a mast the middle of the ship.

Because Azula has no brain, she was still asleep.

They author hands all of the chibi's lots and lots and lots of candy and thinks about giving the figure another day off.

Then she went to get a soda.

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your Ears: LUKE, I AM NOT YOUR FATHER! I'm your third cousin's step nieces' best friends' hairdressers daughter! ((Five exclamation points is a sure sign of a demented mind...))