2stupid: Yes, this is the epilogue.

Tensa-chan: Now we will begin.

Epilogue

Harry Potter looked at the Mary Sue.

"Thank you for killing Voldemort," he said. "Now we may all sleep safer."

"No need," Tensa-chan drawled. "It was merely a pleasant diversion." She turned around and left. The Wizarding World shuddered at the thought of the true power of Mary Sues.

Tensa-chan turned to the funeral's TV (don't ask) and popped in a tape.

"Let's all share some Voldemort Moments," she said, making a falsely pious face and pressing the 'Play' button.

There were scenes with Voldemort screaming from salty bandages (Chapter 1), him doing the Can-Can and the Macarena (Chapter 2), him as Harry Potter (Chapter 3), him being molested by an 'old Muggle lady' (Chapter 4), him being compared to Michael Jackson (Chapter 5), him being hugged by Tensa-chan and screaming (Chapter 6), him being cussed out by Tayuya from Naruto ™ (Chapter 7), him being attacked with a baseball bat-wielding Mary Sue (Chapter 8), and finally, him being turned into a clown (Chapter 9).

"Ah," Tensa-chan said. "Good times, good times." The rest of the attendees (including most of an elated Wizarding World) agreed.

Thank you for reviewing, all of those who reviewed. You know who you are. hands out spare Harry Potter cookies

We have not, do not, and probably will never own Harry Potter or this fic, although miracles do happen.

Give a big hand for Rica666, who wrote the original fic. Yay! Without her ideas, this fanfic would never have taken place.

Please review at the end of this chapter so I know who read this story.

Thank you for reading this fic. Enjoy your life, now that Voldie's gone.

Veritas, Voldemort. Dulce et decorum est, pro fanfiction mori.

Amen.

(Voldemort's ghost screams in background furiously as author walks away.)

Fin.