Finally a new story from me.

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On the planet of Azeroth Man, Elf, Dranei, Gnome, Orc, Tauren, Troll, Undead, and Dwarf all believed that they were the most intelligent races on the planet. But in fact except for the Orcs (Who were the third most intelligent) were actually the second most, the first being of course: Murlocs. For years they knew of the planet's impending destruction and even left their comfy undersea homes to try and warn the other races. Unfortunately this was misinterpreted as a declaration of war. The last Murloc message ever known was misinterpreted as a full scale invasion of Stormwind City. The army was destroyed but what they were trying to say was that they were giving up trying to warn them and the last Murloc as he died muttered "So long, and thanks for all the flesh."

Murloc Chorus: So long and thanks for all the flesh
So sad that you destroyed our mesh
We tried to warn you all but oh dear

You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that grow (around you)
So long, so long and thanks for all the flesh

Female Murloc Chorus: Azeroth's about to be destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the world dissolve (around you)

Generic Murloc Chorus: Despite those warrior fleets
We thought most of you were sweet
Especially tasty tots and your pregnant women

So long so long, so long so long, so long so long, so long so long
So long so long, so long so long, so long so long, so long so long
So long so long and thanks for all the flesh

Murky: If I had just one last roam
I would look for a tasty Gnome
Lurky: If we could just change one thing
We would all have macros to sing

Generic Murloc Chorus: Come join us in the loch
Man and Murloc
Side by side in life's great gene pool

So long so long, so long so long, so long so long, so long so long
So long so long, so long so long, so long so long, so long so long
So long so long and thanks for all the flesh

(All the word's Murlocs shoot in to the air and disappear into space.)