Disclaimer: Don’t own them.

A/N: Got this idea from the Tamora Pierce world. NOT MINE. Look at the one I did like this for Artemis Fowl or Russell and Holmes to find out the rest of the story.

10 Things the Enchanted Forest Characters Would Never Say

Cimorene: I wish I had blond hair.

Morwen: I hate cats.

Telemain: Who needs magical theory?

Daystar: Why bother being polite?

Shiara: Yes, please. Thank you so much.

Killer: I’m not hungry.

Willin: I’m sick of all these dratted celebrations!

Zemenar (sp?): Why would I steal your magic?

Antorell: I love you, Cimorene!