Disclaimer: Don’t own them.

A/N: Got this idea from the Tamora Pierce world; someone had done one of these for Tortall, and someone else for Circle of Magic. Liked the idea. Sorry I can’t remember who did it, and hope they don’t mind if I borrow their…er… ‘plot’.

I’ve also done one for Artemis Fowl, if you wanna see it. Coming Soon: Enchanted Forest.

10 Things Russell, Holmes &c. Would Never Say

Holmes: I’m in love with Mrs. Hudson!

Watson: I hate you, Sherlock Holmes!

Lestrade: I love ladies!

Mrs. Hudson: I hate cooking.

Holmes: Yo, watz up dude!

Russell: Theology is stupid.

Holmes: I don’t know.

Ali: Stop the violence! All for world peace!

Holmes: Conan Doyle is the coolest person ever!