Alright so, I got this idea while sitting around in EC (extension center or in skool suspension) doing nothing. It's slighty

AU-ish kinda so...yeah w/e

Disclaimer: I DONT OWN THE DAMN SHOW SO STOP REMINDING ME!!!! -cries-

------------------------Fushia's School of Flirt and Common Sense--------------------------

"Alright! Ladies, gentlemen, cats, dogs, cows, chickens and all the rest of ya'll motha-fuckas in

here! Welcome to Fushia's School of Flirt and Common Sense!" announced the voice of, the one

and only, Fushia herself! "Before any of ya'll suckas go to the graduation party," the whole class

groaned, "You have one final test."

"UGH! Are you serious?" One random student asked.

"Use your common sense! That's what we're here for! Now, do you think I'm serious?"

"Yes..."

"Alright then, so qiut yer whining!" Fushia sneered. She then turned her back to class (who's common sense told them not to try anything with her) and pulled out a poster with a big picture of Sasuke on it, set it on her desk and sat behind her desk. Using the pointer that magically appeared in her hand, due to the great and powerful authoress's will power, she pointed to the picture with a loud !SMACK! "Alright so--"

"Oh! Are we gonna try to figure out who Sasuke likes?" Squealed the voice of Sakura Hamuno.

"Next time, raise your hand and CORRECTION!!! " Fushia pointed her finger to the class, l "You and the class will be trying to figure out who Sasuke likes, however I," She grinned, "happen to already know the answer." She sat back in her very comfortable leather chair and let the class whisper excitedly among each other.

"Okay, now," Immediately all the whispering stopped, "You will using what I taught you to figure this out." Standing up, she picked up a marker and blue a star on the dry-erase board behind her desk. "So firstly," she wrote the word ' CLUES ' big over the star and underlined it. "Okay so, he ignores-all-fans." She paused between the words as she wrote them. She turned to the class with a sweet (-cough-not-cough-) smile. "What else, peoples?" Everyone was quiet. "I SAID WHAT ELSE YOU ASS MONKEYS!!!!!!"

"Um..I-I got one, sir-I MEAN MA'AM!!!!" Some random student trembled with fear. Fushia grinned. Ah, I love being evil.

" Don't make me get the pickles..." she warned.

"OH NO! PLEASE! I'M SORRY! I'LL SHUT-UP!!!!!!"

"Good." Fushia sneered.

"Oh, oh! I got one!"

"Well, let's hear it, Ino!" Fushia cheered.

"He doesn't like Billboard Brow!" Ino glared at said...erm...brow and Sakura raised her hand.

"He doesn't like Ino-pig!"

"That too." Fushia said, jotting it down on the board. While she was doing that the two girls had sparks of electricity flying at each other from the spots on each side of the room. Fushia sniffed the air.

"Do I smell smoke?" She asked.

"NO!!!! " The class screamed. Last time there was fire...Well...Fushia is even more evil when there are flames involved...

"Hmmm..." She shrugged and continued writing. She turned back to the class, smiling like a evil girl with a life-changing secret. OH SNAP! SHE IS! RUN!!!!! "Anything else?" She asked.

"Um..He's best freinds with...Naruto?" Said Random Fangirl #1.

"Bingo!" Fushia winked and did the classic, 'shoot you with my finger gun' thingy-ma-gig. She wrote it down on the board.

"He only hangs with Naruto!" Random Fanboy #7 supplied.

"Oh, we're catching on!!!!" Fushia raised her brows, praisingly and wrote it on the board.

"He trains with Naruto!"

"He eats with Naruto!"

"He talks to Naruto!"

"Hold on dammit!" Fushia was having a hard time keeping up now. "Right. He-talks-to-Naruto." She turned around to see Hinata looking like she wanted to say something but what too shy to. She walked over and put a hand on her shoulder. "Is there something you wanted to say oh, star pupil of mine?" She asked, sweetly, causing the whole class to go quiet and stare as was usual when the Hyuuga spoke, seeing as it was such a rare occurance.(1)

"U-um...Maybe S-Sasuke l-likes N-naruto?" She asked, blushing at all the attention she was receiving and wincing at all the incredulous stares.

"GOOD JOB, HINATA!!!!" She clapped her hands together, making Hinata wince at her loud-ness. The whole class blanched.

"W-What?" Ino and Sakura asked. What the HELL? Inner Sakura raged(2).

"Yyyyyyyep!!!" Fushia said to the class, "Sasuke likes-ith Naruto! You all pass! Now get the hell outta here! I have a date! Shoo-shoo!" She said as she ushered the shocked and sluggish students out the door and toward the party. "And don't look so glum children! Besides! Smut's better with boys!!!!"

While all the students went off to the graduation party, still shocked, Sakura went off to find Sasuke. That's right. She had some questions for that son of a- Wait. Was that Sasuke? At Ichiraku's?! Since when did he like ramen? Walking over Sakura tapped him on the shoulder and looked down, shuffeling her feet. Sasuke lifted his chin in acknowledgement.

"Hn?"

"Um, Sasuke? Do you-Well what if-" Sakura sighed. I'm just gonna half to come right out and say it. "Do you, you know, like Naruto?" Sasuke looked taken aback for a moment before starting to answer.

"----" Or what would've been an answer, had he not been glomped by said person causing this whole one-sided conversation.

"SASUKE-TEMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" He got off and looked around, noticing Sakura. "HEY SAKURA!!!!!!" Said girl winced. Why did he have to be so loud? Naruto sat down and ordered some random while Sasuke, pondering for a moment, decided on the perfect way to to answer Sakura's question. By pulling Naruto into a (A/N: And don't act like you didn't see it coming...) deep and passionate kiss. Sasuke pulled away ,leaving Naruto dazed and panting for breath, and turned to Sakura with a raised brow.

"Does that answer your question?" he asked. Sakura nodded dumbly. "Good." He nodded and dragged the still dazed blonde (and said blonde's ramen, considering he'd be pissed if he didn't) out the door.

Wow, Sakura thought, Fushia was right. She pinched her nose to stop her nosebleed.

"Smut is better with boys..." she muttered.

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(1) Am I sensing a run-on here?

(2) Is raged a word?

Alrighty then so, what'd ya think? COMMENTS PLEASE!!!!!!