At The Gay Bar

by NarutoBlackmail

Alrighty then, seeing as how I like to write stupid shit, I decided to publish my Discussion Areas from my homepage over at FF.N. I'll be updating pretty damn quick with these, so BEWARE D8

How did this story come to be? Listening to Electric Six's song, "Gay Bar" about fifty million times, and I realized I had a Sports Bar across the street from a KFC in my town and decided to change it into a gay bar, BECAUSE I CAN.

Other than that, enjoy reading.

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NB: -sleeping-

Ichigo: I'm. Going. To KILL HER -charges at her but Hichigo grabs him-

Hichigo: Stop it, you idiot!! What are you doing?!

Ichigo: That... GAY BAR. SHE. WILL. PAY.

Hichigo: Ooooh you mean yesterday's incident?

FLASHBACK :D YAY

NB: Here it is!! The Gay Bar!!

Hichigo: Wooow...

Ichigo: Why is it aross the street from a KFC?

NB: I dunno. It's just here!! So let's go!!

Ichigo: -points to a sign- Up!! Lookit that! It says you have to be 18 or over to go in... Well, seeing as I'm 15, you're 14, and Hichi's... um... 3-! Looks like we can't go in- let's go!! -starts to walk away but NB grabs him by the collar- What the-

NB: Don't worry, Ichi! I know some people who know some people who know some- yeah. We'll get in!! Besides, we're pretty tall for our age. -grabs him by the wrist and pulls him in-

Hichigo: I'm not 3... I don't even have an age... I think... If we were a family, I think I'd be the mom, Sam would be the dad, and Ichigo would be the baby. -snicker- And then we'd all-

NB: HICHIGO!! C'MON!! WHAT ARE YOU RAMBLING TO YOURSELF ABOUT?! LET'S GO!!

Hichigo: WAH!! Oh, crap!! Uh- I'm coming!! -runs off to them and shuts the front door-

Inside the bar...

Hichigo: Hey, Ichigo. Are you... y'know... hard from excitement or anything...? -devious smirk-

Ichigo: -blushes hard- WHAT THE FUCK, HICHIGO?!!

NB: -starts to giggle insanely-

Hichigo: I'm kidding!! Or am I? Haha, anyway- whoa.

Ichigo: What? What's wrong?

Hichigo: Is that Rukia over there? -points-

Ichigo: WHAT?!! -spins around and sees Rukia- OMG, RUKIA?!!

Rukia: -sipping a drink- Hm? Oh, hey Ichigo. calm

Ichigo: What the hell are you doing here? Oh, God... don't tell me... that you're a Lez?!!

Rukia: A... lez? What's that? And I'm just here because Byakuya-nii-san and Renji wanted to come here. Well, mostly Renji...

Ichigo: -puts on a stupified look- ...what?

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Ummm... yeah, these are short on purpose. Really. I put these up on my homepage, so they're pretty short. Some are long. Uh yeah.

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