Chapter 7- It's Goin' DOWN

Alright, that last part was the LAST PART OF THE GAY BAR SCENE. In case you forgot, Hichigo was telling Ichigo what happened there, and holding him back from trying to kill NB. BUT ANYWAY, HERE WE GO AGAIN

Back at NB's place (where we first began this little story)...

NB: -yawns and gets up from her bed- Bleh... need... coffee...

NB gets up and walk through the house. Going in the kitchen, she finds coffeee already made. She start to pour herself a cup.

NB: -sips coffee- It seems... disturbingly QUIET today... -walks back into her room- What time is it...? -stares at clock- OMG, IT'S 8 O'CLOCK!! AND IT'S MONDAY!! I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL!! SHIIIIIIT!! -puts on clothes and runs out like hell-

Ichigo: Mmmph... -sits up in bed- What the hell...? -looks at the clock and smirks- Little Miss Honor-Roll Student late for first period? Haha, I LAUGH. -gets out of bed and turns the computer on- Hey, coffee!! 8D -grabs NB's cup and starts to drink it-

Hichigo: -sits up in the bed (the three of us are sharing one bed LOL)- What's up? Heyyy... where'd Sam go?

Ichigo: She's late for school and ran out like Jehova Witnesses were chasing her. Wanna see what she has saved on her computer?

Hichigo: O.O Uh, Ichigo? I don't think that would be a good idea. -mumbles- At least, not a good idea for YOU...

Ichigo: Ah, who cares!! She doesn't know!! XD -opens Paint and goes to her Yaoi Folder- Jeez, can she save anymore pictures? It's taking up all of her fucking memory on her computer...

Hichigo: -leans over- Hey, Ichigo!! I'd get out of there!! Don't you, don't you wanna go to, uh... THE INTERNETS?

Ichigo: Nah, this seems much more interesting. -click on a picture-

Hichigo: Oh, God, NOT THAT ONE.

Ichigo: Huh?

Computer: You've Got Porn! (parody of "You Got Mail" LOL)

The computer displays a picture of Ichigo being on the bottom with Rukia on the top, holding him by a collar, both very... ahem... naked. It looked EXACTLY like the anime. XD (an ACTUAL picture from HentaiKey)

Ichigo: ... 8U

Hichigo: -shakes his head and covers his eyes with his hand in frustration-

Ichigo: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK?!!??!!!!

Hichigo: -stares at the picture and laughs at Ichigo's expression being dominated by a woman- Hehehe... You look kinda cute there. If only it was me instead of that female shinigami. XD

Ichigo: ARE THE FUCKING ANIMATORS DOING SHIT WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT?!! IT EVEN HAS SUBTITLES!! SUBTITLES!!

Hichigo: -starts to read the subtitles- "Augh!! Rukia, what are you doing?!" "Just shut up, and..." uh... the last two words are blocked out by the logo for HentaiKey. Sorry.

Ichigo: -shakes the computer violently- I'M GOING TO GO ON A KILLING RAMPAGE WHEN SAM GETS HOME. NO FUCKING LIE!!

Hichigo: -starts to laugh his ass off and clicks the little X at the corner of Paint-

Later that night...

NB: Guys!! I'm home!! Finally... You would NOT believe the day I had!! First, I was late, right? And then- OOF!! -bumps into someone and falls to the floor-

Ichigo: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAM... -holding Zangetsu with an evil, sadistic, maniacal smirk-

NB: O.O Uh... Ichigo? You okay there? -stands up-

Ichigo: I WILL BE YOUR ULTIMATE DEMISE YOU LITTLE SHIT!! -swings at NB but misses and destroys half of the floor-

NB: AAAAUGH!! -runs away-

Ichigo: GET BACK HERE!! -starts swinging at her- YOU. WILL. DIIIIIE!!

NB: NO!! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU SICK FUCK!! AAAAAUGH!!

Hichigo: O.O;; -sighs- See kids? Never save Hentai or Yaoi on your computer. You never know who will find it. In Sam's case... -shrugs and walks away-

THE END LOL

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Yeah, that's it. Hope you got a good laugh ot of it!! I know I enjoyed writing it. XD