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Author of 15 Stories |
This is something my sister and I did … enjoy! This is when one person writes a sentence, then the other writes next, and so forth.
"The sun rises in the North and sets in the Chickeeeeeen!" The three genin looked at him with such fascination.
"You're all idiots!" Sakura yelled at the top of her lungs. Her voice vibrated at such a high frequency that the nearby ice-capped mountains avalanched on the nearby village (not Konoha), but who cares about them?
Anyways, the other two just looked at her as if she was a fat cow with three eyes, two tails, one nostril and five heads, before Naruto yelled, "HEY, MACARINA!” The two others danced to the Macarena like a bunch of idiots (no surprise there because unfortunately that’s what they are). Just then, a celestial being fell from heaven wearing very provocative clothes.
"It's Shikamaru!” Sakura squealed like a schoolgirl before glomping the poor guy, and you can faintly hear, "How troublesome!" It looked like someone attack his face with makeup, but it looked good on him.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Sakura yelled suddenly, and scrambled from sight and the remaining people looked at the thing she was pointing at before she ran away to see what scared her. It was a chipmunk, not just an ordinary chipmunk, but also the cutest, fuzziest chipmunk known to man!
"Awe! It’s so cute," Naruto, said reaching out his hand to scratching his chin which he had succeeded in doing, until the chipmunk had decide to bite Naruto’s fingers. Of which made Naruto run around in circles in pain, and Shikamaru asked himself why he invited himself to this party.
"Do you think we should go after Sakura?” Naruto asked poking Sasuke for no apparent reason... and Shikamaru smacked Kakashi upside for staring at him, but the thought of Sakura faded when a sinister shadow smirked. However, everyone ignored it and it went away. Suddenly, Chichi, who was chasing Goku with a frying pan, jumped into the clearing where they were, and screamed at Naruto saying, "Goten, what are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be home studying like a good little boy and get a good education so you won't turn out like your father?"
The group watched chichi chase Goku off and Naruto yelled a cheerful, "Bye!" and waved. Shikamaru passed out because of all the excitement. Naruto stepped on his head. Sasuke found an orange object on the ground, smirked, picked it up, and disappeared. He ran around the whole village screaming, "I have an orange! I have an ORANGE!" before running to the Hokage and shoving it in her face screaming, "BLUUUUUUUUUUUEEE!"
Back to the group, Kakashi began searching his pockets muttering, "Where did I put my manga?"
"You mean this?” Naruto asked, flipping the page of the familiar orange book; it was clear he was halfway done with it. He was seconds away from handing it to Kakashi when Sasuke came streaking (naked) by, knocking out of Naruto's hand and into a conveniently placed river, and the book became wet and soggy and ruined and unable to be read anymore.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Luke Skywalker exclaimed, appearing out of nowhere, and sobbed over the book's destruction.
Darth Vader came up and placed his hand on Luke's shoulder and said," Yeah I’m sorry for you loss and all, and this is kind of a bad time but, I’m your father!"
Naruto looked at him weirdly before asking, "What does this button do?" as he pushed it; needless to say, that was Darth Vader's Self-Destruct button.
"!" he yelled and went boom. Naruto looked at his magically appearing watch and exclaimed, "I'm going to be late for my ramen lunch with Iruka!" and left.
Sasuke was waiting for him when he got there. But the manager kindly exclaimed, "Sorry, but no insane people allowed"
"Oh," Naruto slumped his shoulders and walked sadly away. However, the manager called out, “No Not you! I mean this freakish thing," pointing to Sasuke.
Oh," Naruto slumped his shoulders again and continued walking away. The manager dragged Naruto back to the shop saying, "You are our best customer, and you’re not leaving that easily! Why did you keep on walking?"
Naruto screamed, "Abuse! Abuse! I need an adult! I need an adult! Abuse! abuse! I need an adult! I need an adult!” Causing heads to turn and words cast, and nasty rumors were started. "Abuse! Abuse! I need an adult! I need an adult! "
"Hey Choji, you're a fat kid, a fatty-fat kid. Here have a candy bar,” Someone random said. "Hey Bob! He's not a shoplifter! He’s just fat!" he turned back to Choji, "Aren't you, you Fatty-Fat Fatty fat," and he poked him. Just then Ino falls out of the egg wall (you know, where they are all lined up, and if you dig through them, you see grocery workers? This one has eggs in cartons on It.).
"No!” Naruto yelled, shaking his finger at her. "No! Bad Ino! Bad! No! No! Bad! Bad girl! Bad girl! Bad! No!" and then Naruto flicked her on the nose. Shikamaru asked tiredly, "Where were you Ino?” to which Ino exclaimed with a hint of fear in her voice, "I DON'T KNOW!"
"No!” Naruto continued to shake his finger at her and got in her face, "Bad! Bad! Bad Ino! No! No! No! Bad girl!" Ino flicked him on the nose, and Naruto scampered and whimpered off.
Spiderman zoomed by, and stopping upside down in front of Ino, "Did I hear someone call?" he asked but gasp as he saw Choji and exclaimed, "Don't worry Ino! I will save you from the fat, oversized...Thing!" before shooting Choji with a web sling, gluing him to a wall.
"Thanks Spiderman!” Ino exclaimed like a happy schoolgirl; she walked up slyly to him before ripping off his mask.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” She screamed as for underneath his mask was a flesh eating mutant demon worm that ripped Ino's head off instantly and the whole world cheered and partied like there's no tomorrow. Meanwhile Choji came across a weird sensation he never felt before; He was full!
He belched loudly; I guess he wasn't full after all.