Author: starry night blue PM
[ONESHOT] A short drabble where Kyo and the others are playing Truth or Dare, and Haru asks the oddest of all questions : What would he, Kyo, do if Yuki got a sex change?Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Kyo S. & Hatsuharu S. - Words: 674 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 02-10-07 - Status: Complete - id: 3386014
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D/C: I don't own Fruits Basket.
Hello! Well, I got the idea of this drabble while I was sketching out the plot of another FB fic of mine, and it seemed so funny I just couldn't resist writing it!! Well, anyway, I'll stop talking and let you get on with it. Enjoy!!
Kyo looked worriedly at Haru as the latter thought of a question to ask him. He, Haru, Yuki and Tohru were grouped around on the floor, and a plastic bottle was lying between them. Kyo didn't even remember how he got talked into playing Truth or Dare with this bunch. The bottle was lying between him and Haru now, and Haru was the one who was doing the asking here. Of course, Kyo had been stupid enough to pick the Truth.
'Can't I take a dare instead?' he asked, meekly; the expression on Haru's face really worried him.
Haru shook his head. 'Nope; you took your pick, and the choice is final,' he said firmly, and Kyo winced. Haru, then, grinned and slammed his fist against his open palm. 'I got one!!'
Yuki rolled his eyes. 'About time you did,' he muttered; he had been forced into playing, too.
'Go on, Hatsuharu-san!' Tohru said enthusiastically.
Haru chuckled. 'Alright, Kyo, are you ready?' he asked, and Kyo nodded slowly, wondering what he would have to deal with. Haru smiled mischievously. 'Let's just pretend...that Yuki got a sex change and he's now a very pretty girl. Would you be attracted to him?'
All three stared at him, bewildered. Tohru was looking shocked, and Kyo was looking absolutely appalled. Yuki, on the other hand, had turned into a deep shade of red and was looking positively beside himself with anger.
'Haru...' he said warningly.
'It's just a pretend question; don't be mad,' Haru replied, smiling sweetly at him.
Kyo finally found his voice. 'You can't be serious!! I'm not gonna answer that question!!' he exploded. 'It's ridiculous!!'
'You will answer the question. No arguments...or else you'll have to take the penalty,' Haru reminded him, and sweat broke over Kyo's forehead as he remembered the penalty Haru had set; strip naked before the group. He nodded in defeat, and Haru beamed at him. 'Okay...so I want you to take a good look at Yuki, imagine that he's had a sex change and he's a pretty girl now...and tell me what you feel. Go on...don't be shy; let your imagination run wild...'
Kyo slowly turned around to face Yuki, who was looking extremely livid by now and was shooting death glares at Haru. He cringed, and Haru just smiled encouragingly at him. Tohru was still sitting by, looking absolutely shocked.
Kyo took in a deep breath. 'No. If Yuki was a girl, I wouldn't be attracted to him,' he said in a flat tone. He reached for the bottle. 'So, let's give this bottle another spin, shall we?'
Haru looked suspiciously at him, but said nothing. Kyo spun the bottle and again it landed between him and Haru. He cried out in frustration and Haru grinned truimphantly. 'If Yuki was a pretty girl and you were a boy, would you be attracted to him in any way?' he said rapidly. 'Answer me!!!'
Kyo was taken unaware. 'Yes...I mean, no!! I mean...I didn't want the Truth this time, too!!' he protested.
The damage was done, though.
Yuki shook his head. 'Ugh, so vulgar,' he muttered.
A/N: (laughs) Okay, I know it's rather silly, but I needed to get this one out of my system, or else Haru would be nagging me, saying, "Do the Sex Change! Do the Sex Change!", (and by Sex Change I meant the name of the story) till I got it written. Well, anyway, I'd really appreciate the reviews, okay? Ja ne!!
- S. N. B.