Ross 1

pools of preists
he's no goddamn preist! he smokes, he cuses, hes violent, drinks sake damn good sake hes just not holy! who the hell desided he'd make a good sanzo?? and who gave him that fucking paper fan?? my sword/staff would LoVE to pay him a vist someday. that peice of shit preist can just kiss my ass if he thinks IM gonna be his eerand boy! cant the monkey do it?? or kai?? yet when i come back from the bar winnings in hand, i never lose and see that damn priest sitting in the lotis position in the dark with nothing but just a little moon light, he has this calm look on his face. maybe its because his face isnt all wrinkled in fustration from hearing the stupid monkey say ''i'm hungry, i'm hungry...'' over and over. then out comes that paper fan and the monkey shuts up. but he's relaxed, all of his taunt muscles softing, blonde hair seems to have a smoother shine to it, his facial fetures run togethr seemlessly. his monkly robes pool around his waist and a tight black tank lets the air breathe calm as his coarse lips silently; ever so slighly, chant something. huh. i gotta admit, when the monk isnt waving around that banishing gun of his, he's awfuly soothing and kinda good lookin. i'd swear he's chick if it werent for his gender. who's ever heard of a monk gender bender. heh. ah, theres that monkey, he sure loves that sanzo. he's practicly a father to him. a very bad one. once again i gotta admit, the monkey's a cute little bugger. look at his little annoying mouth, drooling all over MY pillow. ate my food too, damn. i guess he's kinda my little brother... where's hakkai?? ah, with hakkaru. useful, that dragon. and hakkai. cooks up a fucking good meal. makes me look pretty shity at cards whenever he plays. luck, he says. now thats a good father role model. acculaly, more like a mother, always nagging about my smoking and tryin to stop me and goku from fighting. just like sanzo, wouldnt make a bad female with looks like that; soft brown hair, warm aura, great eyes... yep, put any girl to shame. i guess we're a family. a pretty shitty family. with some weird conterversal family problems.
"DAMMIT!! WHY"D YOU SHOOT AT ME?? that was fucking outta the blue, ya damn monk!!"
"get out. you didnt get my red mablo lights."
"i got the damn ciggs, their HI-LITE."
"but their not red mablo, are they, ya stupid kappa?? now got back and get me my lights!!"
"NO you stupid monk, i tired!!"
"too damn bad, i-need-nicotine."
"GAH!!! FINE!! DONT SHOOT ANYMORE!!!"