(Disclaimer: I don’t own Artemis, Holly or Monty Python. But I do own the Evil Vampire Albino TALKING Rabbit. YAY! I own something! –dances-)

(A/N: This chapter is a lot shorter than the others, considering how long it took me to write)

Holly: Welcome back to “DIY with Holly and Artemis!” Today we’re...

Artemis: Holly, can I..?

Holly: We’re not changing the name, Artemis!

Artemis: -grumbles-

Holly: Anyway, today we’re going to build a rabbit hutch.

Artemis: Why? I don’t have any rabbits.

Holly: You have two rabbits.

(A/N: Ha, DIRTY THOUGHTS COME TO MIND! Bwahaha, two rabbits XD)

Artemis: Ah. What are their names?

Holly: Flopsy and Mopsy.

Artemis: Couldn’t the names be a little more... interesting?

Holly: Fine, what do you want to name them?

Artemis: How about Orpheus and Poseidon?

Holly: You and your Gods, eh? No, because they’re both girls.

Artemis: We can have Aphrodite and Hera, then. –stares- Wait, what are they doing!?

Holly: Oh no! STOP THAT YOU TWO! THERE ARE CHILDREN WATCHING!

Artemis: AAAAH! MY EYES! MAKE THEM STOP, HOLLY, MAKE THEM STOP!

Holly: -ignores Artemis- Um... Orpheus please stop doing that to Aphrodite...

Artemis: -rolling on ground in agony- THE PICTURE WILL NEVER LEAVE MY MIND! I’M CURSED HOLLY! YOU SAID THEY WERE BOTH GIRLS!!

Holly: Just shut up for a moment! This is more serious than we thought!

Artemis: -in high pitched voice- Oh no, this is even more serious than me seeing two rabbits... –trails off-

Holly: Well, obviously they are not both girls, and have you ever heard the phrase “bred like rodents?” (A/N: Actually a quote from the first AF book)

Artemis: Yes, and rabbits are rodents, what are you getting at?

Holly: Well, ever wondered how that phrase came to be?

Artemis: Oh no...

Room: -is suddenly filled with baby rabbits-

Holly: And rabbits don’t care for incest either, so soon enough...

Room: -is filled with so many rabbits that it explodes! Or implodes... whatever-

Later...

Artemis: -chasing rabbits- I’m going to kill you, Holly.

Holly: Oh I know. You can as soon as we catch all the rabbits...

Artemis: -catches one- OK, got one.

Holly: Only 3,897 to go!

Artemis: -groan- -puts rabbit in a BIG cage-

Much, Much, Much later...

Holly: Only two rabbits to go!

Rabbit: -has red eyes-

Holly: OHMYGOSH! It’s an evil vampire rabbit!

Artemis: Why do you say that?

Holly: Its eyes are red!

Artemis: It’s an albino rabbit, Holly.

Evil Vampire Albino Rabbit: MUAHAHAHAHA! –starts sucking at another rabbit’s neck-

Artemis and Holly: AAAAH! –locks themselves in rabbit cage-

Evil Vampire Albino Rabbit: Squeak! Muahaha! Squeal!

Artemis: Holly, if we don’t survive, I want you to know that I love you.

Holly: Oh Artemis...

Rabbit Cage: -is trampled by some random cow-

Artemis and Holly: AAAAH!

Evil Vampire Albino Rabbit: MUAHAHAH! I AM AN EVIL VAMPIRE ALBINO TALKING RABBIT! AND I WILL SUCK YOUR BLOOD!

Artemis: Would you happen to be related to that white bunny in “Monty Python: The quest for the Holy Grail”?

Evil Vampire Albino TALKING Rabbit: You know, I might be. I never knew my mother... –starts crying-

Holly: -comes over to rabbit and comforts it- Aww, there, there, it’s all right.

Evil Vampire Albino TALKING Rabbit: It’s not fair! My mother probably had me with her older brother, because we rabbits don’t care for incest! I can never get married to another Evil Vampire Albino Talking Rabbit because they are probably related to me!

Artemis: That’s right, let it all out...

Evil Vampire Albino TALKING Rabbit: Let’s go buy rollerskates.

Holly: And ribbons!

Artemis: And deodorant!

Holly and EVATR: -look at him-

Artemis: What? Can’t get enough of deodorant!

Holly and EVATR: -back away slowly-

(A/N: I told you it was short. Now, you can review and tell me to update, but I won’t be able to write another chapter for awhile, because I’m working on the rewritten version of “Artemis Fowl and the Collapse of Haven” which is going to take me FOR EVER. But then again, Lozza is coming over soon... –evil grin-

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