Author: starry night blue PM
[ONESHOT] Ron tries to get Hermione to drink a suspicious looking drink, and for a bit of charm, he uses the Shakespearean approach...Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Humor - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Words: 304 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 02-14-07 - Status: Complete - id: 3393020
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D/C: I don't own Harry Potter.
Hello!! Well, this is the first poem I wrote for Harry Potter, and I'm really excited about it. I originally was writing it for a poetry contest (which I really hope to win!) so I'd be really grateful if you told me whether it was good enough or not. Enjoy!!
Will you chug down thee?
The browned-haired lass looketh
She grimaces and screwethes thy nose
At the murky brown liquid
Ron was offering to thee,
And she shooketh her head vigorously
"By God, Hermione,
I've worketh my ass off
To make this bloody drink for thou
I beg thou to not turneth me down."
Hermione frowneth at him
"Dammit, gentle sir!!
Thou cannot expecteth me
To drink that sickening water!!
I beg thou to get it the hell out my face!"
Ron sighethes and shookethes his head
"I beg your pardon, babe,
But you've left me no frickin' choice."
He puteth an arm around the waist of
The lovely babe and pulleth her
Against him and kisseth her.
Hermione is shocked,
But it's been a while
Since she last got snogged
And giveth in to the red-headed hunk.
They finally breaketh apart
And they looketh at each other.
"You are one sexy lady, ma dear,"
Ron telleth her.
She smileth. "And you, me love,
Is one helluva kisser."
Ron chucklethes, and pointethes
At the murky brown liquid,
"This was a damn Love Potion,
By the wee."
Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day!!!
- S. N. B.