2nd chapter.

YAY.

“Ooh the sewage system!” Falco said and ran over to a fountain, drinking from it.

“That’s my famous Chocolate Fountain That’s A Fountain With Chocolate Coming Out Of It (Lol, square).” Jigglypuff said,

Falco scooped the chocolate out of his beak as he spat into the fountain.

“Nah it’s sewage, PSYCH its chocolate just kidding its sewage.” Jigglypuff told, messing with his head. As Falco began gulping it down, she chuckled to herself, knowing that it was actually chocolate!

She then took out a white chocolate top hat the size of a car with chocolate chips in it and a platinum cane, “So let’s go!” she said and walked off.

The Smashers and her assistants followed her into a big room.

“Here we make our famous gummy spiders, they are exact replicas of those bird eating tarantulas!” she said, pointing to a treadmill thingy.

Going down the hall, Pichu went to sneak a yummy spider, but Jigglypuff saw this and ran back to him, slapping back and fourth, up and down, left to right, side to side, corner to corner, “I’ll tell you when to eat…”

Then they entered a large room that looked like a field.

“It’s all made of candy! CHARGE!” Samus cried as everyone ran into the field and began eating everything.

“Well… Not… I… Not really-” Jigglypuff spoke.

“SHUT UP YOU DON’T WANT US TO GET FAT AND ALL OUR TEETH TO ROT OUT AND DIE AT AN EARLY AGE!” Bowser said; being the rebel he wished he was so he could fit in.

“MMM, MMM, YUMMY! YUMMERZ!” DK screamed, so she could hear, eating a Plexiglas lollipop, hating it but forcing himself to spite her.

“The grass tastes like grass flavored candy!” Fox said, not knowing it was just normal grass.

Jigglypuff shrugged and ate a tree whole, then choked and died.

“That was just a clone!” Jigglypuff laughed, coming in.

The Jigglypuff suit fell open to show Jigglypuff.

The Jigglypuff suit on the ‘real’ Jigglypuff fell open to show an evil carrot!

“NO!” Yoshi cried and beat it with the tree Jigglypuff choked from.

The real Jigglypuff got up, “You could have just eaten it,”

“No, that’s sick!” Yoshi scoffed.

She rolled her eyes, though you couldn’t tell as they were so freaking huge, “Let’s move on now…”

Once they were all in a square room of bricks, with a stream of chocolate going through a waterwheel up against a wall, Jigglypuff ran out and locked the door behind them.

“There,” Jigglypuff said evilishly, then ate her hat.

“I’ll get us out of here!” Peach said, running up in front of the crowd with the river behind her, “Let me warm up my total awesomeness!”

Electronica music started as she cartwheeled left, then right.

Peach swung her katana, running right, then left. She dropped it, which stuck into the ground, making her push up against it, balancing, and fell over it.

Peach then kicked both legs, turned, then kicked her legs again, kicking herself in the head all four times, then began punching, ending in her sucker punching herself into the river, unconscious.

Everyone stopped waiting for her when she got her hair caught in the waterwheel and was pulled over the wheel, into the chocolate and out again, some fifteen minutes earlier.

“Samus, I got it, go into the river and see if you can go under the wheel to unlock the door.” Roy suggested.

“Ok, but why me? Is it because I have a suit?” she asked,

“Yeah, why would I want to get dirty?” Roy whined, holding up his hands prissily.

Then Sonic came from under the wheel, “It’s not that bad, you Smashers are so girly and stupid and for losers and-”

Later, Sonic was unconscious, tied to Peach.

“Stupidhead…” Yoshi said, Link sneaking up behind him.

Later, Yoshi was tied to Sonic, screaming and trying to free himself.

Link looked on thoughtfully, rubbing his chin.

Later, Link had tied himself to Yoshi; laughing, “HA HA THIS IS SO FUN!” then coughed and sputtered when he went under.

Mewtwo warped on the other side and unlocked it.

Pichu rolled the wheel out, just so he could sadistically crush the ones tied to it.

“Now I’m bored…” Link said, getting out and tied Pichu around Yoshi’s leg.

Jigglypuff came back with a bag of chocolate hats, putting one on and stuffing the rest into her mouth.

She noticed everyone had escaped, “Nuts…”

“Ok, let’s keep going!” Kirby said, unfazed that she had just trapped them in a room.

“… Ok…” She shrugged and walked on.

YAY SOME MORE.

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