A’ight, this is me being weird, as usual. I’m thinkin’ that it’s Greg singing, possibly to Sara. I don’t own this song, by the way. Nor do I own CSI.

We were CSI's driving out to a crime scene

Never dreaming what we'd have to go through

Now here we are, and I'm suddenly standing

Inside a Dumpster with you

No one told me I was going to fall in

Unexpected what it did to my shoes

When I lost hope, you were there to remind me:

That'll come out with some bleach

And this job is a mess but I gotta keep going

Death is the reason I got a big paycheck

CSI's my job, now and forever

Wonderful, ain't it?

I'll be there when the dead start rotting

I'll be there when the blood soaks through

In the end I'm gonna be standing inside a Dumpster with you

We were CSI's on a crazy adventure

Never dreaming where the knife would go to

Now here we stand, real afraid of the garbage

Inside a Dumpster with you

And this job is a mess but I gotta keep going

Death is the reason I got a big paycheck

CSI's my job, now and forever

Wonderful, ain't it?

I'll be there when the dead start rotting

I'll be there when the blood soaks through

In the end I'm gonna be standing inside a Dumpster with you

I knew there was somebody somewhere

Like me, a CSI in the dark

Now I know the dead will die on

I've been waiting so long

nothing's gonna scare us tonight

And this job is a mess but I gotta keep going

Death is the reason I got a big paycheck

CSI's my job, now and forever

Wonderful, ain't it?

I'll be there when the dead start rotting

I'll be there when the blood soaks through

In the end I'm gonna be standing inside a Dumpster with you

This job is a mess but I gotta keep going

Death is the reason I got a big paycheck

Standing here at a crime scene

This job is a mess but I gotta keep going

Death is the reason I got a big paycheck

In the end I'm gonna be standing inside a Dumpster with you