Azure eyes slowly opened as sunlight interupted the owners' peaceful sleep. Naruto groaned softly and began to sit up, but froze. He bit back the cry of agony that threatened to spill from his lips as he carefully layed back down. When he had moved it felt like his insides were being ripped out. Naruto tried to get up again, but grunted, getting the same result. He looked around his relativly clean room, noticing he was the only one occupying it. He sighed softly. He layed his head to the side and noticed a note on the other pillow. Where he layed, he thought bitterly. He picked up the note and read it.

I'll be back for you soon my kitsune.

Naruto shuddered, unsure as to whether it was in fear or anticipation. For now, it didn't matter sice he couldn't even move! His stomach hurt when ever he moved, and he could bet that his ass would too. Naruto blinked. His hand trailed to his neck, he could feel hickies Itachi had left on his neck the night before. Why hadn't Kyuubi healed him? And what was wrong with his stomach? This definatly needed to be investigated. He closed his eyes and concentrated. When he opened them, darkness and the sound of dripping surrounded him. He could see a red faint glow around the corner and followed it. He was led to the Kyuubis' cage.

"Kyuubi?"

A figure slowly came forward from the cage, a male that looked about as old as Itachi. He had red eyes, long red hair, whisker marks like Naruto, but more defined, and tanned skin. He wore a red wife beater(1) that said 'vixen' in black letters and tight black pants with chains. But the weirdest part about him was the fox ears and nine fox tails behind him. He grinned, showing sharp fangs.

"In the flesh kit."

"Kyuubi?!? What happened? Why are you..."

"Human...ish?"

Naruto merely nodded.

"This is my hanyou form."

Naruto seemed to take that for the time being. There were more pressing matters.

"What's wrong with me?"

Kyuubi flinched, and Naruto could have sworn he saw a blush.

"Well, you see kit...I had to make a few...minor adjustments to your anotomy."

Naruto twitched. "A few 'minor adjustments'? What kind of 'adjustments'?"

Kyuubi laughed nervously. "Well you see, there's something very interesting about jinchuurikis' that most people don't know..."

Naruto make a gesture for him to keep going.

"Um...male or female, they have the ability to...bare children."

Naruto stared at him blankly. "Bare...children..."

"Yes. Your stomach hurts because I had to adjust your stomach to make a womb for the child."

"The...child?"

Kyuubi grinned. "Your pregnant!"

Naruto blinked. After a moment he chuckled. "Heh, for a minute there I thought you said I was pregnant."

"...I did."

"WHAT?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M PREGNANT?! I CAN"T BE PREGNANT! WHAT WILL PEOPLE THINK! Oh Kami! I'll be hated even more. And what about Itachi? Oh! He'll kill it! Kill us! Oh Kami! I'm gonna die! I don't wanna die! All the ramen I won't eat...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1 No more ramen I-"

SLAP

"...You slapped me..."

Kyuubi shrugged from his spot infront of the blond.

"You were ranting, and quite frankly, it was starting to become annoying."

"...How did you slap me...?"

"Well...I raised my hand and-"

"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!"

"Heh, well in this form I can come out of the cage."

Naruto frowned.

"Will you try to take over or anything."

"No...but that's a good idea."

Narutos' eye twitched.

"I was kidding, geez...Don't worry, you're my kit, I will never leave you alone."

Narutos' eyes widened before he smiled the first genuine smile in a while.

"Thanks Kyuu."

Kyuubi patted him on the head and smiled softly in return. "No problem."

Naruto frowned curiously at him. "This will be a normal pregnancy, right?"

"Pretty much. Except, since you don't have a vagina, I'll have to warn you when the baby is ready, and you'll need a C-section."

Kyuubi paused. He grinned suddenly.

"Oh, and it'll probably be half fox."

"...You're kidding, right?"

"Yeah."

Naruto smacked him upside the head.

"Not funny."

"Heh, but your expression was."

Naruto glared, successfully shutting the demon up.

After a moment, Naruto sighed. "That all?"

"Due to the changes, you probably won't be able to move for the rest of the day, but otherwise, yeah."

Naruto nodded.

When he opened his eyes again, he was back in his room. Naruto frowned. "This is gonna be a long nine months." he muttered to himself as he closed his eyes and went back to sleep.

(1) Is tank top too girly? Meh.

I'm so sorry I have'nt updated in so long. And thanks to everyone who reviewed. It makes me weep youthful tears of joy! ...-cough- But anyway, I finally got out of an artistic slump (I haven't been able to write or draw in months). I mean, I wrote this chapter over like a million times (it still doesn't make me happy, but oh well, I'll try to make the future ones better). And, should this be before or after Sasuke is back?I can't decide! And there will be time skips, cause I'm lazy and not too good at detail and length. Oh, and for the most part, ignore the summary in chapter one. Don't worry, it's still mpreg ItaNaru, just changed a bit. I'll try to update soon. Ja Ne.