Disclaimer: Greys Anatomy is not mine, neither is Know Your Stars, that belongs to All That, which also is not mine.

A/N: This is just a random idea I came up with when I was bored, I have no idea how it will end.

Announcer Guy: It's time for know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. Today we have Derek Shepard. Say hi to Derek.

Crowd: Hello Derek.

Derek: Um, hi.

Announcer Guy: Derek Shepard is a Doctor.

Derek: A neuosurgeon actually.

Announcer Guy: Derek Shepard, is a mad scientist who does strange things to kittens.

Derek: What? I dont do strange things to kittens, I like kittens! I give to kitten charities every year at Christmas time!

Announcer Guy: Derek Shepard, eats the brains of kittens for Christmas dinner.

Crowd: Boo!

Random Guy in Crowd: (throws tomato).

Derek: I dont eat kitten brains! I eat ham and dressing and green bean casserole and pie, lots of pie! Not kitten brains!

Announcer Guy: Derek Shepard, removes peoples brains and and replaces them with pie.

Derek: I do not replace peoples brains with pie! I am a doctor, I fix people!

Announcer Guy: Derek Shepard, preforms illegal veterinary techniques on people, and replaces their brains with pie.

Derek: What? I am a brain surgeon! I fix peoples brains! You are a sick sick little man!

Announcer Guy: Derek Shepark, is a big poopy pants!

Derek: (Throws chair) I am not a poopy pants!

Announcer Guy: Now you know Derek Shepard, he is a Veterinarian who preforms illegal techniques on people, replaces their brains with pie, eats kitten brains for christmas dinner, and is a big poopy pants!

Derek: What? They dont know me at all!

Announcer Guy: And now you know your stars, know your stars, know your stars...

TO BE CONTINUED... possibly

A/N I was really bored when i thought of this, i dont know if its worth continuing, but i will keep it in mind for when i get bored.