|Be My Valentine
Author: kakashidiot PM
Valentine Crack. Soutetsu is busy cutting out paper hearts. To whom are they destined? Warning: bad poetry, shounen ai pairings and yaoi! RandR! HijiSou.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Words: 438 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 02-20-07 - Status: Complete - id: 3405871
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I do not own Bakumatsu Kikansetsu Irohanihoheto.
Warning: Extreme CRACK! Hiji-Sou!!! Yaoi... hahaha!
Be My Valentine
"What's he doing?" Hijitaka whispered to a crewman, who had just left Soutetsu's room.
"I don't know..." the sailor whispered, wide-eyed. "He was writing a whole lot and cutting out shapes in pink paper... I've never seen the like before!"
"Hmmm..." Hijitaka's dark eyes narrowed. "Suspicious! Kami knows what that man is plotting!"
"Roses are red, forget-me-nots, blue.
To your memory, I will be eternally true."
Akizuki used his valentine for sword practice.
Let's have wild sex after a drink."
Kaishi laughed and called for more wine and a singer. His valentine got seriously crumpled...
I wish I could see you on the front of a shunga."
You would look better with a knife in your back..."
"Heh, heh, heh," Nakaiya laughed. "You can't hold me back, boy..."
"Nakaiya-sama?" Kanna asked as he watched Nakaiya burn the pink heart. "Is it a threat?"
"Open yours," his boss suggested.
"Roses are red, Marigolds, yellow
You would look sexier if you were more mellow."
"What the hell..."
Nakaiya was rolling on the floor laughing.
"He's killing me! He's killing me!"
Kanna tossed the valentine in the air and shot it to bits.
You look quite sexy when you've gotten Head."
Is this a code - or - a prophecy? or - or -
He filed it away for future thought.
I won't let you without a good fight."
Hijitaka stared at the pink heart.
What the hell?
"You don't like it?" Soutetsu asked. His voice startled the Shinsengumi leader.
"Uh... what is it?"
"An..." Soutetsu leaned in, pinning Hijitaka against his bedroom wall. "Invitation."
"Speaking of which, um..." Hijitaka blushed. "I don't remember you... uh..."
His mind went hazy when two lips found that sensitive spot just below his chin... moving down his neck.
"I think I'm getting the point across... hmmm?"
Hijitaka never answered.