A/N: WARNING DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE UNDER AGE OF LIKE ummmm…. 18 YEARS OLD. UNLESS YOU ARE SUPERVISED BY YOUR PARENTS (I highly doubt that they would allow you to read this but anyways) CUZ THIS IS R RATED PIECE OF WRITING. I don’t really care if you read this one but just don’t say a bunch of crap cuz I warned you guys already. Anyways for all those perverts out there, here’s one for you.

Disclaimer: I OWN ZELDA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Smakkk (gets hit by angry fans) Sniff alright fine I don’t but in this story she does own Link though.

ONE PEACEFUL DAY

Link and Zelda were married for about 5 years and all was well in Hyrule. They had a son named Bob who was about 4 years old. It was about 9 PM after the family ate, and 11PM when Link and Zelda were going to bed. That is when one of the most embarrassing things started to happen. You see prince Bob wasn’t totally asleep as he should be, he could hear the sound of footsteps coming up the stairs which was his parent’s. Their room just happened to be next doors in case something happened to their dear son. Well today was a little bit different then the others, part of it because Bob was still awake at this time of the night. He could hear faint giggles that were from the other room. Well Bob got curious and got off of bed to go take a peek at what was going on. As Bob walked further, the sounds seemed to increase. The door to his parents bedroom was opened (Zelda didn’t close it completely uh-oh) so Bob took a closer look. There on the bed was his Mom and Dad totally naked and what more was that Mom was on top of Dad sucking on something that looked like a long stick between his long legs, he quickly found out that it was the thing boys used to urinate with. He could hear Dad moaning in what seemed like pleasure and there were sound like “Oh yes Zel, oh yes”. Bob wanted to scream but basically his heart froze solid and he was petrified.

“Does that feel good Link?” Zelda asked

“Oh yes, yes it does” replied Link

Zelda continued sucking up on Link’s throbbing erection. Bob continued to watch for about ten more minutes until they flipped over and he saw his daddy start sucking his mom’s nipples, one at a time, licking every single part of it. Zelda was stroking Link’s golden hair as she moaned.

“Oh that feels so good Link” Zelda moaned, “Oh yes, oh”

Link’s tongue drifted down, down, between her legs and he started licking away, sticking his tongue inside of her. There was a lot of “Ooohs” and “Ahhhs” as Link traced his tongue up and down Zelda’s body.

Again Bob was like he turned to stone and was too afraid to move or scream. Eventually, Link turned around having Zelda on him and lay down on the bed. Zelda gently placed Link’s penis in her and started bounding up and down slowly at first but gradually increasing her speed. Link slid his hands next to her waist, helping her bounce. It wasn’t until another 20 minutes until the couple stopped.

“Oh that felt so good Link” said Zelda

“How bout again tomorrow?” asked Link

“Oh god yes!” cried Zelda

The door to their room was about 60 degrees opened now and Bob could see almost everything. Just then, Zelda turned around to find her son standing right beside the door. And just as Bob expected, she screamed, but luckily Link quickly hid his wife under the blankets and muffled her scream.

“Bob! What are you doing here!” demanded Link

“Uh, I uh, well I could hear something next door and when I came here well yeah”

“How long have you been here?”

“About an hour I guess” answered Bob

“Oh gosh, was the door opened when you came in?” interrupted Zelda

“Well yes I guess so”

“Wait, Zel, you forgot to close and lock the door…. again?”

“Uh-oh”

“Daddy, Mommy, am I in trouble?” asked Bob

“Well, let’s see, yes, for interfering our private time and looking at something you should not be” said Zelda

“What exactly was that anyways?” asked Bob

“We’ll tell you when you’re older” answered Link, “And if you promise us something we won’t punish you” Zelda raised her eyebrows at Link’s statement

“What’s that dad” asked Bob eagerly

“Don’t tell Impa about anything you saw alright. If you do, well you know the rest”

Link flashed his son a grin

“Alright dad, I won’t tell anyone about this” Bob turned and ran off shouting “IMPA, IMPA! DAD TOLD ME NOT TO TELL YOU A SECRET AND I CAN’T TELL YOU HAHA”

Link slapped his face, “Ughh, Zel, let’s get out of here before we’re really dead”

“I agree. But where?” asked Zelda

Suddenly there were footsteps outside the door and before Link or Zelda could react Impa came in with Bob. Link quickly ran in front of Zelda and blocked her private parts from being seen.

“WHAT WERE YOU GUYS DOING IN…..Oh” Impa stopped in mid sentence when she saw Link and Zelda totally nude. “Did Bob see that?” asked Impa. Zelda could only nod and cower behind her husband.

“Well, at least we can die together” whispered Link to Zelda

“WHAT IN HYRULE WERE YOU TWO THINKING! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING! IF YOU REALLY HAD THE URGE TO…..DO IT THEN AT LEAST CLOSE THE DOOR AND LOCK IT! WHAT KIND OF PARENTS ARE YOU TWO...” Impa continued on and on for about three hours and finally she left as Link glared angrily at his son.

“Why did you tell her?” Link said raising his voice a little

“Well, umm, it was a long story, I didn’t exactly tell her, I told her to find out for herself and so she did”

The argument took about another hour until Impa finally came in and took Bob back to his room.

Later that night:

“We’re supposed to be leaders of Hyrule, just wait till the news spreads out” Link sighed

“Well, we all learn from our mistakes, and sooner or later he’s still going to know about it” Zelda answered

The next day was very different, when the old king knew about this. DUN DUN DUN!!!!

THE END

So how’d you guys like it, please review and tell me how gross it was or you can rate it on a scale of 1-10, 1 being not gross at all and 10 being you vomited all over your computer.