Disclaimer: I don’t own Battlestar OR Rent, but I do own my parody. :) And maybe I keep Helo in my closet.

Author’s Note: You read the title right: this is the first, original, and so far only Battlestar GalactiRENT here at fanfiction or anywhere! I really had fun doing this, and I hope you have fun reading it. Some songs I skipped, or haven’t done yet, and some parts of songs I skipped over. You’ll notice most are true to the characters, with the exception of Tango: Sharon, which I thought would be cuter with Helo/Chief instead of the prescribed Helo/Cally. Here’s the breakdown (some work, don’t they?):

Mark - Helo

Roger - Lee

Mimi - Kara

Angel - Gaeta

Collins - Chief

Maureen - Sharon

Joanne - Cally

Benny - Baltar

No Anders, sorry kiddies. DO enjoy, and remember, reviews are life. XD

BATTLESTAR GALACTIRENT

Seasons of BSG (number not real)

All: 41,841 humans!

41,841 civvies to mock!

41,841 humans!

How do you measure your Cylon lives?

In basestars, in bathtubs, in prophets

In kill-ing people!

In Sixes, in Sharons, multiple lives.

In 41,841 humans!

How do you measure a year in-the-same-body?

How about death?

How about dying?

How about death? Measure in Battlestars.

Seasons of Battlestar! Seasons of Battlestar!

Caprica: 41,841 humans!

41,841 different ways to die!

41,841 humans!

How do you measure the life of a Seven or a Four?

Doral: In people she confused

Or bodies he had

In pregnancy attempts

Or Six’s latest clothing fad…!

All: It’s time now to take a break

‘Cause the subplots are piling on

Let’s celebrate

Remember the simple Cylons!

Remember the death!

Remember the dying!

Seasons of Battlestar!