Silly one shot about Heero, a moment in time after EW and Preventer 5.

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, if I did, I would be very, very, very, very rich.

No matter what happened, Heero Yuy could handle it.

Broken bones

Bruises

Head aches

Concussions

Bullet wounds

Cuts

Missions

Women

Difficult suicidal missions

Difficult suicidal women

Wing ZERO Costum

Duo Maxwell…

He could handle it all, without a problem, for he was trained to.

But this… this name… This insult!

… Fungus Head Heero…

Mariemaia smiled at him, while she mouthed: Fungus Head Heero

Growling he wanted to chase her. She would no doubt run away from him like a little bunny rabbit would run away when chased and giggle. Giggle! He hated those giggles. Since two days.

Dou couldn't stop laughing either. Just like Dorothy, Relena, Wufei and Sally. Noin, Zechs and Mariemaia had heard the tapes and laughed their asses off. When they had seen him, they rolled on the floor, laughing their asses off.

He hated them. Yes! He hated Relena too!

But killing them meant that besides the fact that he had killed them,

He could never speak to them again

He could never make love to Relena again

He could never tease Mariemaia again

And the worst:

He would MISS them!