Best Org. XIII High school fic Ever!

By: Ame Shizuka

Hi! I’m Ame Shizuka! If you’re reading this, I’ve finally convinced my dad to let me be an author on this site! I really wanted to post this for quite a while now. I have a blast writing this fic. In fact, I’m already on chapter three! Well anyway, this fic centers on Zexion and features all of the org. members, FFVII characters, other KH characters, a few from X, Lightning from FFXIII, and a few Xenosaga characters. If you don’t know Shion or KOS-MOS from Xenosaga, just imagine Shion as some girl with medium length brown hair (I really OOCed her in this fic), and KOS-MOS is an android (robot) that can fly and has really long blue hair.

I’ll have Zexion do the disclaimer for this chapter!

Zexion: Ame Shizuka does not own Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, or Xenosaga in any way shape or form. She does however, own her awesome penname.

Chapter 1 First Day

“Shiznit!” Axel yelled, “We better not be late on our first day of school!”

“According to my calculations,” Roxas started, “if we increase our running speed average by . miles per hour, we should be able to catch the bus!”

“Get a life dude!” Zexion told Roxas.

“The only way we’ll make it is if we sprint!” Axel added as he started sprinting.

“No! The bus is leaving without us!” Zexion exclaimed when they were 20 feet away.

They ran even faster and caught up to the door. “OPEN THE DOOR!” the three boys yelled, trying to make the bus stop.

“He’s not opening it!” Axel said.

“Obviously not!” Zexion added.

Axel grabbed Roxas and threw him on the bus in front of the windshield. They could hear the cries of everyone on the bus, including the driver Cloud Strife as it made an immediate halt.

“Thanks Roxas, you’re the best!” Axel told Roxas as he and Zexion boarded the bus.

“No problem…”

The three boys looked for empty seats. There were two seats next to Marluxia, and one other next to Shion, the library geek.

“Hey Mark!” Zexion and Axel greeted Marluxia in unison, leaving Roxas to sit next to Shion.

“Hey guys,” Marluxia replied as he moved his backpack off the seat to make room.

“We almost missed the bus today Mark!” Axel told him.

“No way!” Marluxia replied sarcastically.

For the rest of the ride, the three boys talked about their dreams of hunting terrorists and the newest bloody videogame. For Roxas however, he was stuck “socializing” with Shion.

“So you like books huh?”

“Yes.”

“Do you like videogames?”

“No.”

“Do you like puppies?”

“No.”

“Okay.”

After 3 loooong minutes, they finally arrived at school. Zexion entered his homeroom and found Demyx and Larxene.

“Hey guys,” Zexion greeted.

“Hi Zexi!” Larxene replied. “What’s your schedule?”

“I have first period PE with Miss Lightning, 2nd per. Computers with Madame KOS-MOS, 3rd period biology with Mr. Vexen, 4th period Geometry with Sir. Xemnas, 5th period English with Mrs. Ini, 6th period History with Miss Gainsborough,” Zexion recited.

“Looks like were only having Biology together dude,” Demyx informed Zexion as he looked down sadly.

“What do you mean,” Zexion started skimming though Demyx’s schedule, “We also with History.”

“Yay!” Demyx exclaimed with glee.

“Silence Mr. Onpu,” their homeroom teacher, Mrs. Ini, told Demyx as she walked up to the white board. “My name is Lulu (Yes, the one from X!) Ini and you shall call me Mrs. Ini.

Demyx laughed at her name. “Lulu Ini!” he thought out loud, causing the entire class to turn to him.

“Mr. Onpu, I sense there is a problem?”

“Sorry, it’s just that it sounds funny! Luluini! What is it? Italian!”

“There is nothing funny about my name, Mr. Onpu. And if that were so, I would be laughing. Am I?”

“No ma’am.”

“Didn’t think so,” Lulu said then took out a stack of papers. “Demyx Onpu, age 16, address 17389 Oblivion Ct. am I correct?”

“How do know where I live?” Demyx asked frightened.

“I know everything about you Mr. Onpu. Your favorite band, your huge fear of pickles, your fondness of bubble wrap, and your weakness.”

“No! Not the duct tape!”

After this incident, every student learned something new that day: DO NOT mess with Mrs. Ini.

“Take out your books,” Lulu demanded to her students and they did so. “Now read.”

Everyone followed her order. Even Demyx, who hasn’t read a total of 10,000 words in his entire life, followed the command.

RINGG RINGG

“See you in biology Zexi!” Demyx told his friend.

“Later!” Larxene also said. She then walked with Demyx to go to Computers class.

Zexion took his purple backpack and walked out of Homeroom onto the direction of his first period. ‘P.E. with Miss Lightning’ he thought in his head, ‘I hope she’s not a scary like Mrs. Ini.’

At the gym, he saw Marluxia and Axel in Miss Lightning’s group of kids. “Mark! Axel!” Zexion yelled in happiness. He won’t have to spend a year of horrible PE alone!

“Zexi!” they replied in unison as they smacked chests with him.

“Guess what dude! We got the best teacher ever for PE! My brother used to talk about her all the time!” Axel informed his fellow friend. “She has us do the coolest games, she’s real nice, and she’s HOT!”

Zexion cheered in his head. Not only was his PE teacher cool, she was HOT!

The three boys then found Roxas alone and had him join their little group. They then joined their class group to meet their new teacher. The two teachers approached from the PE office: Miss Lightning and Dude Xigbar. The two teachers approached their own group and introduced themselves to their class.

“As you guys already know, I’m Miss Lightning, just call me Lightning,” she told her students as they all gazed upon her beauty with awe. “Since you guys don’t have your PE uniforms yet, we’ll just play Catch the Bacon!” she said as she held out a bag of Bacon. “Don’t win all the time because this bag has to last me all day. Okay?”

“Yeah!” each and every single one of her students replied, still in awe.

She had them divide into two teams, the boy’s team and the girl’s team. She then set the first slice bacon in the middle of the basketball court and had the two teams form a circle. “Remember, whoever gets the bacon, their team get a point. And that same person gets to eat it also!” she reminded them. She then blew her whistle for the first round.

Everyone rushed for the bacon! It was a bloodless war for dignity and pride! “I got it!” said the most dignity less and pride less person: Roxas.

“I got it also,” said a shy blond girl. But, it wasn’t just any shy blond girl. It was Namine, Roxas’ secret crush! His face flushed into a deep red tint as their eyes locked. His face started burning up and Zexion could feel a very hot aura around him. Why? Because Roxas started hyperventilating AND sweating. A LOT.

“He—he – hey, Nami—Namine,” Roxas told the girl of his dreams, not knowing that a small pool of sweat was forming around his feet.

“Hey Roxas,” Namine told the freaky boy who got sheep eye juice all over her favorite blouse last year…

Roxas: Namine, there’s nothing to worry about!

Namine: It’s a sheep’s eye!

Roxas: Exactly! It’s not a frog or an ostrich! See, all you have to do is cut here—

SQUIRT!

Namine: My favorite blouse!

End of Flashback

“Lightning!” Namine’s best friend Kairi interrupted the moment, “Roxas and Namine both got part of the bacon!”

“Whose part is bigger?”

“Roxas,” they all yelled.

“One point for the boys!” Lightning declared as she added a tally mark on a chalkboard.

“Thanks Kairi,” Namine told her best friend.

“No problem.”

Axel and Marluxia both gave Roxas a pat on the back.

“That was awesome dude!” Marluxia told little Roxas.

“All the chicks are so gonna dig you!” Axel added.

“Re- really?”

“Definitely,” Zexion replied to gleeful Roxas as they walked back into position for the second round. ‘Today’s going to be a long day,’ Zexion told himself in his head.

Next time on Best Org. XIII High School fic Ever: Zexion’s first day of 11th grade continues! What’s up with Madame KOS-MOS’s eyes? And why did Mr. Vexen throw a knife at Demyx? Was he mad? Or was he just crazy? Find out next time on Best Org. XIII High School fic Ever!

If you are reading this, you have entirely read the first chapter! WOOT! Well, hoped you like it! PLEASE REVIEW! Flames are welcome! Although I very, very much prefer nice reviews. I know I OOCed Lightning. I just gave her a pretty persona. Please review! The more reviews requesting I update real soon, the faster I’ll update! It’s all up to YOU to review, since I already have the next chapter written. And for those who aren’t a member at this site, you can still review! It will have to be an anonymous review, but you can still contribute!

-Ame Shizuka