Title: Bite Me
Author: A-chan (aishiteru_)
Pairings: 1+2
Warnings: Very possible OOCness
Categories: Ridiculousness, unlikelyness, ficlet, kinkiness, the works

Bite Me~

"*groan* Oh Heero, Oh HEERO! It's so big!"

"Shut up, I'm trying to do the mission reports."

"And so RED! We WILL do something about it right?"

"Shut UP Duo."

"I can't just let it pass! And you ARE gonna help me! Or else..."

"Or else what?"

"Or else I'll...I'll leave you to spend the night alone! There's no way I'm going to do the work all myself."

"You're perfectly capable doing it yourself, Duo."

*pout* "You only say that because you're lazy."

"I am not lazy."

"Then you don't know how to do it."

"Yes I do. If anything, YOU'RE being lazy; you're perfectly capable of hiding a love-bite."

-_- Was that weird or what?