He’s Following Me!

AN: I’ve been in a drabble-ie mood, so here it is! And to those who know about me canceling the other story, I’m sorry!

“Booth, he’s still following me…” Bones was walking home talking to Booth on the phone.

“Bones, chill. He won’t hurt you.”

“But he looks evil. And how do you know he won’t hurt me?”

“I just know he won’t. If he’s following you he likes you.”

“Sure, or I could look like something he’d like to eat…”

“Like he could eat you.”

“Size isn’t everything!”

“For some creatures, yes. Especially when they’re up against you.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“That you always put up a fight.”

“He’s coming closer… Are you sure he won’t eat me?”

“Yes, I am.”

“But he has sharp teeth!”

“How do you know?”

“They all have sharp teeth! He’s sitting in front of me!”

“Okay, slowly reach down and put your hand between his ears. Not gently rub him.”

“Okay…” Bones did as she was told. “He licked me!”

“That means he likes you.”

“He jumped onto the bench!”

“Continue to pet him.”

“Hey… that kinda tickles!” Bones giggled as he licked her hand.

“See? There’s no reason to be afraid of him.”

“He’s so cute! Do you think I could keep him?”

“I’m guessing you could. Does he have a collar?”

“No.”

“Then you should be able to keep him.”

“Thanks! Well I’m gonna go now. Bye!” She hung up her phone.

Poor Bones. Afraid of a cute little puppy. She made him sound like a killer!

The End!

R&R